!eighty-one; you can dance if you want to.
Once upon a time, there was a bangin' hot bitch at an airport, waiting to go to America. And she had a pretty equally bangin' hot boyfriend who was going with because the bangin' hot girl was a dominatrix and got her way on everything. So they go on this mega long flight, right? Bout fourteen hours. And when they're finally free, she goes prancing into her hot brother's arms and macks on him some, which probably weirded out the bangin' hot boyfriend. So they go home to the brother's crib, right. It's been fourteen hours. The bitches are tired. So they suit up and go to sleep.
After a while, the bangin' hot bitch was like "that's enough of that", so they suit up again and go into the world. Now, the world is a place that the bangin' hot bitch is very familiar with; it's called New York City, and is The Shit. However, the bangin' hot boyfriend has never been before, and is mildly overwhelmed by the insane amounts of awesome that occur within its limits. The bangin' hot bitch, armed with a camera, takes him on many adventures throughout the week. They go to the docks. They go to the IKEA store. They ride buses. They ride bikes. Basically, they're totally awesome, and it's a bitchload of fun.
At one point during the week, the brother throws a party with his friends. So as to avoid any further epic humiliation, the bangin' hot boyfriend takes the camera for the night. Thus, he captures her drunk as all hell. At one point, she conquers the matrix. She is also seen to be riding dirty on at least one occasion, and performs a rather stunning cover of I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston. After smoking a quantity of weed and doing a table dance, she was overcome with a phenomenon known as The Munchies, and ended up eating Reese's Puffs like it was nobody's business.
The day after, she had an incredible hangover, and they stayed in for a day to be sexy and play lots of guitar. Even the bangin' hot boyfriend played, thus making him hotter than usual, thus earning himself unspeakably sexy shit.
After the lame day in, the bangin' hot bitch decided it was time for more adventures. After trying and failing to teach the bangin' hot boyfriend how to skateboard, they went to a skating rinc, where the bangin' hot boyfriend was characteristically unenthusiastic. Afterwards, they went for some eats, which usually involved the bangin' hot bitch eating pizza or spaghetti, and the bangin' hot boyfriend to get asian when he could, the slut. Collectively, however, most of his time was spent playing guitar, sitting around attractively holding a guitar, or just smoking himself dead.
After attending church, playing open-mic before a live audience of complete strangers from another country, sneaking into a bar, getting in fights with the locals, and trying on a whole bunch of fucking weird clothes on 5th avenue for a few hours but buying none of them, it could safely be concluded that they had completed a number of necessary Things To Do in New York had been completed. The only thing the bangin' hot bitch refused to let him do would be buy one of those goddamned I ♥ NY shirts, as they only look good if you have breasts, which neither of them do.
They will return back to fail!Japan in a matter of days, thus, the story of the bangin' hot bitch and her bangin' hot boyfriend is a tragic tale. Until next time.
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LMFAO.
After a while, the bangin' hot bitch was like "that's enough of that", so they suit up again and go into the world. Now, the world is a place that the bangin' hot bitch is very familiar with; it's called New York City, and is The Shit. However, the bangin' hot boyfriend has never been before, and is mildly overwhelmed by the insane amounts of awesome that occur within its limits. The bangin' hot bitch, armed with a camera, takes him on many adventures throughout the week. They go to the docks. They go to the IKEA store. They ride buses. They ride bikes. Basically, they're totally awesome, and it's a bitchload of fun.
At one point during the week, the brother throws a party with his friends. So as to avoid any further epic humiliation, the bangin' hot boyfriend takes the camera for the night. Thus, he captures her drunk as all hell. At one point, she conquers the matrix. She is also seen to be riding dirty on at least one occasion, and performs a rather stunning cover of I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston. After smoking a quantity of weed and doing a table dance, she was overcome with a phenomenon known as The Munchies, and ended up eating Reese's Puffs like it was nobody's business.
The day after, she had an incredible hangover, and they stayed in for a day to be sexy and play lots of guitar. Even the bangin' hot boyfriend played, thus making him hotter than usual, thus earning himself unspeakably sexy shit.
After the lame day in, the bangin' hot bitch decided it was time for more adventures. After trying and failing to teach the bangin' hot boyfriend how to skateboard, they went to a skating rinc, where the bangin' hot boyfriend was characteristically unenthusiastic. Afterwards, they went for some eats, which usually involved the bangin' hot bitch eating pizza or spaghetti, and the bangin' hot boyfriend to get asian when he could, the slut. Collectively, however, most of his time was spent playing guitar, sitting around attractively holding a guitar, or just smoking himself dead.
After attending church, playing open-mic before a live audience of complete strangers from another country, sneaking into a bar, getting in fights with the locals, and trying on a whole bunch of fucking weird clothes on 5th avenue for a few hours but buying none of them, it could safely be concluded that they had completed a number of necessary Things To Do in New York had been completed. The only thing the bangin' hot bitch refused to let him do would be buy one of those goddamned I ♥ NY shirts, as they only look good if you have breasts, which neither of them do.
They will return back to fail!Japan in a matter of days, thus, the story of the bangin' hot bitch and her bangin' hot boyfriend is a tragic tale. Until next time.
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