Fucking love Christmas even though my parents gave me 1000 pairs of underwear that DO NOT FIT over my fat ass. Fucking love Christmas even though my parents gave me tickets to see Coldplay in Tokyo (WHO THE FUCK LIKES COLDPLAY), but it's the thought that counts n' shit, and I can sell them on eBay or whatever. Fucking love Christmas because my ( Read more... )

Going home after the festival. (I am going, and if ANYONE says ANYTHING about how retarded I look in a Kimono, I will cut you SO BAD, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.) But as for home, yeah. I'm pumped as shit. Got all my crap packed on time and everything. I think my parents are gonna come up here and get me and, I'unno. Clean the mold off my walls for a few ( Read more... )