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Alas...
I must confess myself lamentably remiss in my duties to this journal in the past fortnight. Not only did my grandparents from the Colonies pay a charming visit - and what true gentleman could be so crude as to neglect his guests? - but, most maddeningly, my servants have been even more remiss than usual in their own duties. My maidservant, indeed, ( Read more... ) -
On illness and strange bugs
As those of you who are wont to read through a Gentleman's private journal will be aware, I have not been writing much of late. This is because I have been unwell. The symptoms of the illness have been too Undignified to set down, even in this most private of journals ( Read more... ) -
Points of Contention
I regret to say that there are multiple points to which I must take issue in my treatment of the last few days ( Read more... ) -
Good God!
It has come to my attention that I am not, after all, alone in my current predicament. For some time, I had been cognizant of odd smells and sounds around me, but it was not until today that I realized the truth: there is a lady living in my house! A lady of quality, moreover - and, most surprisingly of all, I am given to understand that she is my ( Read more... ) -
A letter
To: Messrs. Mothercare & Sons ( Read more... ) -
Out about town - and revelations
Any gentleman, I believe, would be justifiably astonished to wake and find himself being tooled around town in a spanking new barouche, surrounded by strange sights and stranger personages. I myself was even more astonished to learn that my servants had been so insightful as to realize I was in need of a carriage at all - and I could scarcely ( Read more... ) -
An outrage
Stripped naked in public again.
Unbelievable!
I responded with outrage, but to no avail.
What kind of world is this that I have found myself in?
Urinated in protest.
Ha!
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In other news, several minutes went by today when food was not available.
I may have to dismiss the servants.