Good God!

[mrdarcysblog]

It has come to my attention that I am not, after all, alone in my current predicament. For some time, I had been cognizant of odd smells and sounds around me, but it was not until today that I realized the truth: there is a lady living in my house! A lady of quality, moreover - and, most surprisingly of all, I am given to understand that she is my

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[buymeaclue]

This is my new favorite blog.

[mrdarcysblog]

I am most sincerely obliged to you for your kind words, Madam.

[jennreese]

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

Omg. Love this.

[mrdarcysblog]

It gives me great pleasure to hear that, Madam.

[yswilce]

I must compliment madam on her attire. Tres chic, tres western!

Yr. obt svt.

Captain Jinks
U.S. Horse Marines

[mrdarcysblog]

Indeed, I was most pleased with the effect.

[mrdarcysblog]

Alas, I had noticed as much myself. Our servants have clearly not given her hair the attention required by a lady.

[amysisson]

Dear Mr. Darcy,

I write to you with no small amount of reservation, as I know that such forward behavior, for a lady, rather sets propriety at naught. Nonetheless, I feel it imperative that you should see this. Clearly, the world -- that is to say, the genteel world -- has been made aware of your predicament, and sympathizes accordingly.

Unfortunately, in order to view the item in question, you shall have to utilize this strange new technology, the "Internet."

As odd as this sounds, you need to "click" here.

I remain your humble servant,
Ms. Amy Ann Sisson

[mrdarcysblog]

Madam, I am all astonishment. You have my sincere gratitude for bringing the matter to my attention. A gentleman, of course, abhors all inklings of scandal, and yet I cannot help but be flattered by such kind concern (no matter how forward the "T-shirts"' manner of expression). I must reflect upon this.