[o10; Death threats and birthday cakes]

[mr_snake_man]

Today is my birthday.

If any of you attempt to sing to me I hope you've written your wills and do not mind an unmarked grave site.

And if you insinuate that I am older than dirt, I shall ensure you die in a very painful and slow way.

Comments

[al_bhed_cutie]

If you don't want any of those things, why tell people it's your birthday?

[mr_snake_man]

So that they might recognize someone who is their better.

[al_bhed_cutie]

From giving death threats 'cuz it's your birthday? Yeah..You're soo much better than other people.

[mr_snake_man]

You could label it a consequence of my upbringing, if you must.

[chained_dog]

You seem to have done a pretty good job of insinuating that yourself.

[mr_snake_man]

But it's the saying that counts.

[chained_dog]

Really.

[mr_snake_man]

Unfortunately, I have not yet invented a mind-reading jutsu. Though it's probably for the better; I wouldn't want to know the drivel that prevails in this place.

Frankly, I believe this entire plane of existence is stupid, and so are all of you.

[merepuppet]

Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you.

[mr_snake_man]

So, where are you that I might rid this place of your pitiful existence?

[merepuppet]

Now why would I tell you that?

ums salarisschaal

[anonymous]

Hi

rennes auxerre

[anonymous]

Hello