[There is the yummy smell of pasta and garlic toast wafting out of a certain apartment. In fact, it's filling the building and floating out the conveniently open window. There's movement, someone is definitely making all this yummy stuff....

WHAT DO YOU DO?]

Great. Yet another experiment. Looks like I've been left out this time around.

Works for me.

[[ooc- but of course, this only means you should all pester him into patronizing your businesses/talents!]]

That time of the month already.

Hn.

I suppose I'll have to take my groceries home quicker.

[Heine, being the antisocial SOB that he is, has decided to drink away this holiday business. So, he's at the bar. If it's not closed, he's at the bar itself, silently nursing a large bottle of Vodka and Godknowswhat. If it was closed, he's broken in rather obviously and is helping himself to whatever piques his fancy.

WHAT DO YOU DO?]

Tch. Just my luck it'd be a wave of women.

[[see THIS thread for the reasoning behind this posting.]]

"No one has the right to take a life."

Feh, what bullshit.

From the sound of things, it doesn't seem like I was too far off the mark.

Honestly, people. If something seems too good to be true, it usually is.

There has to be some sort of catch.

They're not just going to randomly decide to get rid of their specimens, and if they did, we'd be getting killed, not getting sent home.

This is pure, grade A, candy coated bullshit.

[[ooc- such a realist. >_>]]

There's another set, ruined.

Honestly, don't these people have their facts straight? If I won't die from gunshot wounds, what makes them think multiple stab wounds will work?

Too fucking annoying.

[[i'm gonna say he got stabbed up by the hunter, who left his "body" to collect the wings later, but of course being the zombie that he is, got up ( Read more... )

*sounds of an arcade are heard*

Time Crisis, huh? More like Retarded Enemy Crisis. They're not even taking cover! Even Badou could beat this one.

Hn, maybe House of the Dead next.

[[ooc- it's only mentioned once, but Heine is apparantly a gamer. And yes, those are real arcade games, we had them in the arcade I worked at lol.]]