Reluctant

[mr_colbert]

You know who is a great man? Elvis. I say is because despite what many of you say, the King is not dead. He's hanging out in Mexico buying Cadillacs with his homie Tupac. Wut wut.

Before his alleged death Elvis famously sang that "fools rush in". I've done my share of rushing. Rushing for my frat in college, rushing the quarterback when I played

Comments

[aestark]

Better yet stop finding gay photos of me.

[mr_colbert]

It's easy to do when you're so homo.

[aestark]

Really? Considering you put all the effort into Googling me...

[mr_colbert]

When you're such a publicly gay figure, that's what turns up in the image results. When did you replace RuPaul's status as an icon?

[xaxayayana]

...Let's just say I feel very conflicted and confused about the feelings I'm feeling right now.

[mr_colbert]

Why is that, babycakes-sugarmuffin?

[xaxayayana]

I'd rather not say.

[mr_colbert]

Are you going to be ok? Does Daddy need to get you a popsicle?