Reluctant

[mr_colbert]

You know who is a great man? Elvis. I say is because despite what many of you say, the King is not dead. He's hanging out in Mexico buying Cadillacs with his homie Tupac. Wut wut.

Before his alleged death Elvis famously sang that "fools rush in". I've done my share of rushing. Rushing for my frat in college, rushing the quarterback when I played

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[aestark]

Better yet stop finding gay photos of me.

[mr_colbert]

It's easy to do when you're so homo.

[aestark]

Really? Considering you put all the effort into Googling me...

[mr_colbert]

When you're such a publicly gay figure, that's what turns up in the image results. When did you replace RuPaul's status as an icon?

[aestark]

After Roy Horn's tiger incident. I think you've confused the word "gay" with being eccentric with unlimited resources.

I gave you more credit than that.

[mr_colbert]

Wearing bras with drag queens crosses the eccentricity line and you know it.

[aestark]

It's called a fundraising benefit.

[mr_colbert]

Haven't you heard of a silent auction?

[aestark]

I think my grandfather went to those.

[mr_colbert]

They're for classy people.