[ 2 ] we must unite with the masses

Apr 12, 2010 22:21

[Irritated country is irritated. Time to pick up the phone and tell everyone about it!]

I refuse to recognize right of dirty capitalist government to steal sweat and blood. This glorious communist nation will not sink so low, aru!

People of Mayfield! I have found better purpose for papers of oppressors, aru. What of you?

[Some time later, China ( Read more... )

stupid imperialists, america shut up, for own good!!!, better red than, event!, want to build another wall, what is thing you call private property, many hellos mayfield

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pinkplumblossom April 13 2010, 03:22:23 UTC
China! Get this crap out of my mailbox!

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mostpopulous April 13 2010, 03:32:38 UTC
Nothing personal, aru.

[shoves in more]

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pinkplumblossom April 13 2010, 03:35:57 UTC
"Keep your stupid communism and knock-off mascot characters!"

[Tries to yank it out.]

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mostpopulous April 13 2010, 03:40:02 UTC
Who is you calling knock-off? Is own inspiration!

[SHOVES]

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fuelefficient April 13 2010, 03:26:33 UTC
[keeps the Hello Kitty and stuffs everything else back into your mailbox]

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mostpopulous April 13 2010, 03:37:50 UTC
[takes everything you returned and goes on another spree

tapes them to your front door when he passes]

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fuelefficient April 13 2010, 03:43:30 UTC
[taking it down and writing a letter

Dear China-san,

It seems the mailman has mistakenly placed your mail at my door. I am returning it for you.

Thank You,

Land of the Rising Sun

and stuffing it back into your mailbox.]

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mostpopulous April 13 2010, 03:56:07 UTC
[Land of the Rising Sun more like Land of the son of a bitch

hastily scribbles own letter on fresh sheet. and by fresh I mean one with conspicuous caricatures of Japan on the other side

Mailman humbly asked to be allowed to deliver these

He seems to think it great favor to you

*PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC

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scentofbauhinia April 13 2010, 03:51:13 UTC
[just

watching

from a safe distance

well gee this is kind of embarrassing.]

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mostpopulous April 13 2010, 04:00:49 UTC
[turns

around]

Hong Kong!

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scentofbauhinia April 13 2010, 04:33:42 UTC
[waving

a bit

god you really were a kook in the fifties]

...What are you doing?

[He probably shouldn't have asked.]

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mostpopulous April 13 2010, 04:52:08 UTC
[what is kook that means crazy-awesome right

Beckoningggg]

Spreading word, aru! You help, yes?

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windmill April 13 2010, 03:54:27 UTC
[...takes the form.

Erases Hello Kitty.

Draws Miffy in her place.]

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mostpopulous April 13 2010, 05:25:15 UTC
Aiyaah, what you doing?

[He has never yet seen the glory that is Miffy

this must be changed]

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windmill April 13 2010, 05:26:51 UTC
's Miffy.

[LOOK AT IT.]

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mostpopulous April 13 2010, 06:06:14 UTC
[fucking

entranced]

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hourai_branch April 13 2010, 04:05:54 UTC
Eh, I think both those systems are overrated.

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mostpopulous April 13 2010, 05:28:13 UTC
Tsk, young corrupted so early these days. A shame, aru.

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hourai_branch April 13 2010, 21:58:59 UTC
I'm not a kid.

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mostpopulous April 14 2010, 02:02:01 UTC
Is sounding like one, aru!

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