[ 2 ] we must unite with the masses

[mostpopulous]

[Irritated country is irritated. Time to pick up the phone and tell everyone about it!]

I refuse to recognize right of dirty capitalist government to steal sweat and blood. This glorious communist nation will not sink so low, aru!

People of Mayfield! I have found better purpose for papers of oppressors, aru. What of you?

[Some time later, China

Comments

[hourai_branch]

Eh, I think both those systems are overrated.

[mostpopulous]

Tsk, young corrupted so early these days. A shame, aru.

[hourai_branch]

I'm not a kid.

[mostpopulous]

Is sounding like one, aru!

[hourai_branch]

So! That doesn't mean anything!

[mostpopulous]

Aiyaaah, no need for throwing of tempers. You how old, then? Seven? Twelve?

[hourai_branch]

Add a thousand years and you'd get closer.

[mostpopulous]

Oh.

Still child, aru.

[hourai_branch]

I am Kaguya Houraisan, princess-in-exile of the Lunarian Kingdom, and I will be treated as such.

[mostpopulous]

Correction, is child with big dreams and a mouth to match, aru.

[hourai_branch]

You're China, right? Go talk to your brother about me.

[mostpopulous]

....Ah? Japan? What business you have with him?

[hourai_branch]

I'm his legend.

[mostpopulous]

He has many legends, most learned from me, aru.

[hourai_branch]

China didn't have the Tale of the Bamboo Cutter.

[mostpopulous]

No, he got original there. Does not make what you say true, though.