[ 2 ] we must unite with the masses

[mostpopulous]

[Irritated country is irritated. Time to pick up the phone and tell everyone about it!]

I refuse to recognize right of dirty capitalist government to steal sweat and blood. This glorious communist nation will not sink so low, aru!

People of Mayfield! I have found better purpose for papers of oppressors, aru. What of you?

[Some time later, China

Comments

[fuelefficient]

[keeps the Hello Kitty and stuffs everything else back into your mailbox]

[mostpopulous]

[takes everything you returned and goes on another spree

tapes them to your front door when he passes]

[fuelefficient]

[taking it down and writing a letter

Dear China-san,

It seems the mailman has mistakenly placed your mail at my door. I am returning it for you.

Thank You,

Land of the Rising Sun

and stuffing it back into your mailbox.]

[mostpopulous]

[Land of the Rising Sun more like Land of the son of a bitch

hastily scribbles own letter on fresh sheet. and by fresh I mean one with conspicuous caricatures of Japan on the other side

Mailman humbly asked to be allowed to deliver these

He seems to think it great favor to you

*PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC

[fuelefficient]

[Dear Former RoC,

You may find these papers rather important. Despite the fact that America-san owes you much money, your trade deficit is also rather large. I suggest you fill these out or that deficit may be brought up in international court.

-Japan]

[mostpopulous]

[Dear Former Empire of Greater Japan,

Thank you for your ever-vigilant concern. It pleases me to inform you of a recent surplus that shall cover 80% of all debt. Hopefully some similar fortune will befall you in your own struggles.

*New China]

[fuelefficient]

[Dear China-san,

I thank you for your concern but even in economic trouble, my economy still second only to America-san's. If you ever need assistance in properly running a business, I can offer plenty of advice. I apologize if this may seem rude but paying your employees a decent wage would do much to assist you.

-Japan]

[mostpopulous]

[plasters your entire house in doodled tax forms

also Mandarin curse words]