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God.  I need to be able to download scenes from my brain into a Word doc.  Could you be giving me a cable or something for that, like stat, ya?

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Earthquake!   

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Today is another day to fail to live up to my expectations!

And I'm also out of walnuts.

Spring Cleaning starts tomorrow! :D

zom.  my work ( Read more... )

I had money in my hand, and a sense of determination that I was going to get the best cheapest laptop I could find!  And it wouldn’t have all those gee-gaws and whatsits to gleam and distract me.  It would have a word processing program.  And maybe solitaire.

Lo, I went questing to the City of Circuits, where the shiny gleam of technology beckoned ( Read more... )

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While I appreciate determination, asking me five times if we have red roses is not going to make them magically appear.

I understand that you're flush with the giddiness of manly youth but do you want to tell me why you are riding around the store on a Barbie scooter?  No, really.  Take your time.

Ma'am?  I'm sorry, but I have not tried every ( Read more... )

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1. The neighbor cat finally managed to kill my pepper plants after weeks of seige shitting. 
2. Eye exam overdue.  The new contacts I received are STICKING TO MY EYEBALL.  
3. Still have no idea what's wrong with my car.  As it is, it will be more effective to buy a NEW car and sell my old one.  It is near impossible to find an actual MECHANIC ( Read more... )

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-  I made this totally fabulous grilled chicken with mushrooms.  CELEBRATION!

-  Weird ass anime on the Sci-Fi channel.  Amused.

- TRIP!  <3

-  Sam conned us at rummy.

- SO MUCH HATE ON THE TRANSITION PERIOD.  SO. MUCH.

- FF8.  Sam informs me that Squall is a giant ass and that Quistis is better than Rinoa.  Since Blue Magic rocks out hard and I ( Read more... )

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Sam: Man, I gotta get new shoes.  Mine have holes in them.
Me: *wiggles sandal* SO DOES MINE. :D!
Sam: *sighs*

Me: *poking around the egg cartons* Uh, where the hell's the cheap ones?
Sam: You know they're cheap because the baby chickens in there are still alive.
Me: D:
Sam: :D
Me: That was not right.

Name 5 of life's simple pleasures that you like the most. Try to be creative and original and not to use things that someone else has already used. Tag 5 people on your list.

1. New book.  And tea.  
2. Toe socks.  Yes, toe socks.
3. My favorite song, and empty house and room to flail.
4. Cleaning.  But not really.  More like the 'Ha Ha! Victory!' ( Read more... )