03 ∉ Being one-handed makes things complicated [voice]

[morteanimositas]

So are we all quite done making out with ice blocks and other such similar ridiculousness? Yes. Good.

As some of you may recall, Topher found a cow. [A pause. She really can't believe any of this in a way.] We kept it, and it does apparently give...strawberry flavored milk

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[citta_samtana]

It's fine. Don't worry about it.

I'm still waiting to hear back.

private, voice;

[morteanimositas]

I am worried about it though.

private, voice;

[citta_samtana]

Why? Why are you?

private, voice;

[morteanimositas]

That kind of depends, doesn't it?

[saintedsinner]

Huh. There must be a calf out there in the wild, then, if she can give milk.

[morteanimositas]

Oh God, don't tell me that. So now I have to go look for a baby cow. Somewhere. Great.

[saintedsinner]

Well, it's either look for a calf, or milk her twice a day~ Even then, it's no guarantee she'll keep producing. Though, why anyone would want to do that is beyond me...

[morteanimositas]

I can't really milk a cow one-handed, that's the current problem. [Sighing.] Because...there's not an overabundance of food here?

[makerofimage]

Oh, you wouldn't want to eat those. I haven't tested them yet. Hm-hm!!

[morteanimositas]

Giant menacing mushrooms? No, I will not be eating them. I want them out of the building.

[makerofimage]

Well, shoo them out! They don't like whistles.

[morteanimositas]

Shooing, whistling, screaming has not worked.

[voice] OMG LJ WTF ARE YOU DOING

[mytechendsworld]

Pinky-shakes doesn't just want anybody milking her! Come on Bennett this isn't Craigslist. You need to jazz up your job offer!

[voice] hating YOU apparently.

[morteanimositas]

Yes, it is Craigslist, because it's going out to everyone.

We aren't naming the cow Pinky. If you knew how to do this, it wouldn't even be an issue!

[voice] just me ;_;

[mytechendsworld]

Everybody's gotta criticize my names. What's wrong with Pinky?!

There's far less porn and dubious attempts at picking up children here for it to be Craigslist.

Why would I know how to milk a cow! I'm not a vet! I know things about lactation I don't want to know but luckily milking a cow isn't one of them!

[voice] :<

[morteanimositas]

Who is everybody? I don't know, it would just be like naming a child Blondie. What about Pinky just...in another language? If you are really hard won on the name Pinky then I suppose it's fine it just strikes me as kind of silly.

It could be worse. It could be Yahoo! Answers.

I don't know, I'm just pointing it out! Do you want to learn?

[Video]

[other_sights]

...

[He's never milked a cow. But you just grab the dangly things and squeeze, right? Right?]

Topher cannot? It can't be hard.

[morteanimositas]

Speaking from experience, are we?

[Yeeeees, Ciel. It's just that easy. Sure.]

[other_sights]

Of course not, that's disgusting.

[Ciel, your aristo-prat is showing.]

If Finny can manage it, it can't be that difficult.

[morteanimositas]

I think you've forgotten we're talking about a man who got a doctorate before he was old enough to drink.

[It really is and it's REALLY amusing to her.]

Who is Finny?