Comments | morphinbirdboy: #10--[Accidental Video]

morphinbirdboy

#10--[Accidental Video]

Sep 30, 2010 14:06

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oh god what, this is why we can't have nice things, !event, not emergency rations, fml, gdit nora, help i need an adult

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[ACTION FOR GREAT FAIL] failhound September 30 2010, 18:20:44 UTC

[Nora's still grabbing singlemindedly for the bird when he emerges slightly from his feeding frenzy and realizes that:

1. There is no longer ground beneath his feet and
2. There is water around them. Them.]

... Oh HELL, you've gotta be kidding me!

[ACTION FOR GREAT FAIL] morphinbirdboy September 30 2010, 18:45:03 UTC

[Tobias takes this opportunity to latch onto Nora's arm--and begins the acquiring process.]

[ACTION FOR GREAT FAIL] wtf it has not been 4 days LJ you lie )8 failhound October 5 2010, 03:52:10 UTC

HEY!! What do you think y--

[Of all things for the bird to do just at the moment, flat out grabbing him would not have been one of the ones Nora expected. And also, there isn't much space to recoil, anyway.

... There's something weird happening, like his energy draining out (or calming down, but it's a matter of perspective and he's in five-alarm panic mode in the head).]

Q-Quit that! Whatever you're doing!

[And in an abrupt reversal -- ATTEMPTING TO SHAKE OFF THE BIRD.]

[ACTION FOR GREAT FAIL] D: morphinbirdboy October 5 2010, 04:36:25 UTC

[The hawk lets go, and the process stops. But almost immediately, another begins. Tobias's bones snap, his organs slosh, and his body elongates before the feathers wither away.

Nora may recognize this procedure, he may not, but! In about two minutes, this appears, in place of a hawk.]

( ... )

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blameshimself September 30 2010, 21:11:35 UTC

[ Watching via communicator like a creeper. ]

Oh my.

failhound October 5 2010, 07:15:05 UTC

[GET OUT OF THE CEILING DAMN YOUUU]

THIS ISN'T A SHOW!!

morphinbirdboy October 5 2010, 16:12:31 UTC

[YOU DON'T TELL CEILING TOHMA WHAT TO DO]

blameshimself October 6 2010, 22:54:23 UTC

[ YEAH. YOU DON'T TELL CEILING TOHMA WHAT TO D--WAIT. ]

Oh, I don't know. I feel pretty entertained.

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prefersflight October 1 2010, 13:59:46 UTC

...What's going on!?

morphinbirdboy October 5 2010, 04:24:14 UTC

< Oh, nothing. He's just trying to eat me.>

[THOUGHTSPEECH IS INCAPABABLE OF CARRYING EMOTION but if it was, Tobias would sound extremely aggravated and mildly freaked out.]

failhound October 5 2010, 07:15:50 UTC

I don't care if you can talk, you still look like dinner!

[guess who hasn't registered yet that he's not HEARING these things :|]

morphinbirdboy October 5 2010, 16:13:50 UTC

< I'd appreciate it if you didn't. Being eaten is not a very fun experience.>

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