#10--[Accidental Video]

Sep 30, 2010 14:06

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oh god what, this is why we can't have nice things, !event, not emergency rations, fml, gdit nora, help i need an adult

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[ACTION FOR GREAT FAIL] failhound September 30 2010, 18:20:44 UTC
[Nora's still grabbing singlemindedly for the bird when he emerges slightly from his feeding frenzy and realizes that:

1. There is no longer ground beneath his feet and
2. There is water around them. Them.]

... Oh HELL, you've gotta be kidding me!

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[ACTION FOR GREAT FAIL] morphinbirdboy September 30 2010, 18:45:03 UTC
[Tobias takes this opportunity to latch onto Nora's arm--and begins the acquiring process.]

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[ACTION FOR GREAT FAIL] wtf it has not been 4 days LJ you lie )8 failhound October 5 2010, 03:52:10 UTC
HEY!! What do you think y--

[Of all things for the bird to do just at the moment, flat out grabbing him would not have been one of the ones Nora expected. And also, there isn't much space to recoil, anyway.

... There's something weird happening, like his energy draining out (or calming down, but it's a matter of perspective and he's in five-alarm panic mode in the head).]

Q-Quit that! Whatever you're doing!

[And in an abrupt reversal -- ATTEMPTING TO SHAKE OFF THE BIRD.]

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[ACTION FOR GREAT FAIL] D: morphinbirdboy October 5 2010, 04:36:25 UTC
[The hawk lets go, and the process stops. But almost immediately, another begins. Tobias's bones snap, his organs slosh, and his body elongates before the feathers wither away.

Nora may recognize this procedure, he may not, but! In about two minutes, this appears, in place of a hawk.]


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[ACTION FOR GREAT FAIL] ;3; failhound October 5 2010, 07:11:53 UTC
[... What is this even.

He freezes in place, then promptly whirls around and looks behind, up, down -- oh would you look at that, they've touched down too -- but his primary concern is where has the hawk gone because that's clearly a reflection or something!!]

What the hell'd you do?! Answer me!!

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[ACTION FOR GREAT FAIL] morphinbirdboy October 5 2010, 16:11:29 UTC

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[ACTION FOR GREAT FAIL] failhound October 8 2010, 04:39:16 UTC
[He reaches over and sharply pokes the 'reflection', hoping to make it ripple or disappear or something.

He gets solidity for his trouble.

And by lineface, you mean like this? Because this is the face he's making right now.]

... I want the explanation that MAKES SENSE.

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[ACTION FOR GREAT FAIL] morphinbirdboy October 8 2010, 16:46:38 UTC

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[ACTION FOR GREAT FAIL] failhound October 12 2010, 04:12:41 UTC
[... Well, if that doesn't work--

POKING HARDER. May or may not be jabbing at you in an effort to make you go away.]

That doesn't make sense either! What the hell kinda bird are you?!

[... His face is creepy like that.] And stop that!

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[ACTION FOR GREAT FAIL] morphinbirdboy October 13 2010, 06:01:11 UTC

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[ACTION FOR GREAT FAIL] failhound October 16 2010, 19:02:49 UTC
[Slapping you off and glaring.] That doesn't tell me anything at all!

Stop -- that! [POINTING AT YOUR -- HIS -- YOUR FACE AAA.]

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[ACTION FOR GREAT FAIL] morphinbirdboy October 17 2010, 17:46:15 UTC

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[ACTION FOR GREAT FAIL] failhound October 31 2010, 19:24:10 UTC
How?!

[SHAKING HIS FINGER IN YOUR FAAAACE]

NO!! THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM, YOU-- YOU--

WHATEVER YOU ARE!

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