[ACTION FOR GREAT FAIL] D:morphinbirdboyOctober 5 2010, 04:36:25 UTC
[The hawk lets go, and the process stops. But almost immediately, another begins. Tobias's bones snap, his organs slosh, and his body elongates before the feathers wither away.
Nora may recognize this procedure, he may not, but! In about two minutes, this appears, in place of a hawk.]
[Why yes, Nora. That is in fact you. Lookin' at you. A you lacking shoes, a collar, and wearing shorts, but, yes.
[ACTION FOR GREAT FAIL] ;3;failhoundOctober 5 2010, 07:11:53 UTC
[... What is this even.
He freezes in place, then promptly whirls around and looks behind, up, down -- oh would you look at that, they've touched down too -- but his primary concern is where has the hawk gone because that's clearly a reflection or something!!]
Nora may recognize this procedure, he may not, but! In about two minutes, this appears, in place of a hawk.]
[Why yes, Nora. That is in fact you. Lookin' at you. A you lacking shoes, a collar, and wearing shorts, but, yes.
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He freezes in place, then promptly whirls around and looks behind, up, down -- oh would you look at that, they've touched down too -- but his primary concern is where has the hawk gone because that's clearly a reflection or something!!]
What the hell'd you do?! Answer me!!
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[This Nora can only lineface. Because Tobias has kinda forgotten how to make facial expressions.]
...do you want the short explanation?
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He gets solidity for his trouble.
And by lineface, you mean like this? Because this is the face he's making right now.]
... I want the explanation that MAKES SENSE.
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[Tobias responds to the poke with...well, not much. He looks down at where Nora poked him, but doesn't move from where he's standing.]
I turned into you. With a few restrictions.
[HE WOULD BE FROWNING. KIND OF. ALAS HE DOES NOT REMEMBER HOW.]
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POKING HARDER. May or may not be jabbing at you in an effort to make you go away.]
That doesn't make sense either! What the hell kinda bird are you?!
[... His face is creepy like that.] And stop that!
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[...okay it's annoying now GRABBING AT NORA'S HAND.]
A special bird.
...stop what?
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Stop -- that! [POINTING AT YOUR -- HIS -- YOUR FACE AAA.]
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Sure it does.
[NOT BOTHERING TO BLOCK THAT]
< Better?>
[Most people were kind of weirded out by hearing their own voice talking to them. Here, have Tobias' voice in your head instead!]
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[SHAKING HIS FINGER IN YOUR FAAAACE]
NO!! THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM, YOU-- YOU--
WHATEVER YOU ARE!
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