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moralsremitted

The stupid American government

Aug 17, 2009 09:59

Today, I found traces of the government trying to snoop around this webpage, presumably to accuse me of Communism, or murder, or something silly like that. So I tightened the security. It's rather pitifully easy. Even with this...well, nothing else to call it, 'retro' laptop that I'm stuck using. I modded it a bit so it's not entirely useless and ( Read more... )

the doctor is a sad sack, rubbish computer, the american government is useless

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theanswer42 August 17 2009, 15:05:09 UTC

Is the American government as ridiculous in your world as it is here? If so, I feel for you, I really do.
You know what you should do: You should try to become President. I'm sure it can't be too difficult for a man of your ambition and penchant for murder to weasel your way into leading a country. (I say "weasel" with love. I think they are very wonderful creatures, so it was not intended as a backhanded insult.)

moralsremitted August 17 2009, 15:27:40 UTC

True ( ... )

theanswer42 August 17 2009, 17:37:34 UTC

You think big. I like that.
Let me know if there's anything I can do to help! :)