The stupid American government

Aug 17, 2009 09:59


Today, I found traces of the government trying to snoop around this webpage, presumably to accuse me of Communism, or murder, or something silly like that. So I tightened the security. It's rather pitifully easy. Even with this...well, nothing else to call it, 'retro' laptop that I'm stuck using. I modded it a bit so it's not entirely useless and ( Read more... )

the doctor is a sad sack, rubbish computer, the american government is useless

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moralsremitted August 17 2009, 15:27:40 UTC
True.
The only thing that's really standing in my way to that right now is the bloody Doctor, as per usual. I don't care that he wouldn't approve but he's really been going out of his way to make it difficult for me to get into power. First thing, just the fact that he exists and lives with me and is not a relation makes me a second class citizen. Then there's the whole issue of the Doctor registering us as British, which means that not only am I then relegated to third or evern FOURTH class citizen but I'm now under suspicion of being a Communist (and honestly, I could have put on an accent, it's not as if I haven't been American before and the Doctor KNOWS that but he still chose to maintain his false allegiance to the "Empire"). Additionally, there's some silly rule about having to be a "natural born citizen". So there is a LOT of paperwork to create and secret, alien-hunting organisations to be dealt with. Obviously, this is well within my capabilities but it takes a LOT more resources than I currently have.
Which is exactly why I'm currently trying to take over this criminal organisation. First step, Evil Corp, next step, America. The third step, is of course, Earth and then so on and so forth. As per usual.
Thank you for your support and faith, though.

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theanswer42 August 17 2009, 17:37:34 UTC
You think big. I like that.
Let me know if there's anything I can do to help! :)

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