The stupid American government
Today, I found traces of the government trying to snoop around this webpage, presumably to accuse me of Communism, or murder, or something silly like that. So I tightened the security. It's rather pitifully easy. Even with this...well, nothing else to call it, 'retro' laptop that I'm stuck using. I modded it a bit so it's not entirely useless and even managed to rig up a rudimentary wireless system throughout the house because how else am I supposed to COPE. (Really? Dial-up? HARDLY.) Even so, it's big and clunky with an unfortunate tendency to overheat. I'm still working on that. I haven't decided yet whether I can be buggered to build the extra parts I need to make this bloody thing halfway decent. On the one hand, the challenge would be interesting and on the other, I really should be focusing on work so that it will start to be fun again.
Maybe I'll fix it after my next promotion as a gift to myself.
Or MAYBE I can get the Doctor to do it for me.
On second thought, I'm not letting him anywhere near this computer. He'd probably ruin it. Or go through my files. He can stay relegated to that horrible desktop of his. I looked through it once and you wouldn't believe all of the chat sites he's on. If he's THAT desperate and lonely he should be spending more time with me. I am, at least, intelligent. Perhaps he's doing it to help himself feel superior? If so, he'll never admit it. He does like to think he's SO smart though, and because he's living with me, someone who can equal him completely and surpass him in a lot of instances, he must feel so very AVERAGE. In that case, I don't think I begrudge him the chance to gloat over some stupid humans.