i take that back actually, i'm still fond of toilet humour. i have always maintained that my brother has an unparalleled ability to make skid marks. despite eating much the same food as me, he still manages to generously decorate the pan, this i cannot understand. i'd understand if he was trying to summon mr hankey, but come on, everyone knows he ( Read more... )

i hope you were greatful for and enjoyed the lull in entries, but now i'm back again. i don't think i've updated this in a while so let's recap ( Read more... )

today's been a good day. business finished early today so that we could eat cake. who said a levels are getting easier?! also the picho-dakota spat drew to a boring close - dakota paid up the three quid. albeit in coppers. not a bad joke for him ( Read more... )

contrary to speculation yesterday, the big showdown between picho and dakota failed to materialise. having claimed he'd 'floor picho in one punch', the overweight american with the annoying laugh spent the day avoiding him. when asked to comment he only said that he was not afraid of picho. analysts predict that the whole fiasco will now blow over ( Read more... )

an update on the picho-laurance-dakota spat, it appears there may be another escalation... this time dakota and picho. christ, talk about battle of the heavy-weights. the picho debt collection agency is demanding that dakota coughs up a further £3 towards a tin of paint for opening a car door onto picho's mini. picho is threatening to fight dakota ( Read more... )

another weekend, another visit from stacey. that means you get an update devoted to it. haha, unlucky. it was a good feeling having her back after a week of feeling knackered, not that she helped me sleep when she was here though! on friday evening i picked her up from the station and we headed to laura's 18th. it was a meal in a restaurant and i'm ( Read more... )

today's top story is that after yesterday's tom-foolery with the McDonalds apple pie, there has been a vaguely amusing climax to the events. it turns out hat picho guessed who put the apple pie on his car and so by way of retriubution, the apple pie was smeareds over laurance's side windows. i've heard different accounts of what laurance's reaction ( Read more... )

i hope each and every one of you took a stroll last night, enjoyed the feel and security of the pavement, as today i passed my driving test. oh it was a laugh. firstly my instructor moved the car before the test so when i turhned it on to begin my test, i had the distinct pleasure of realising he'd left it in gear. first minor before i'd even ( Read more... )

i hate lj because things happen like your girlfriend goes on it and then takes the piss out of you for being soppy ( Read more... )

another good day, it seems this week is a good one, albeit a slow and emotionally draining one at that. today the chemistry practical concluded and shock horror, i completed it, with the whole thing being correct. yesterday was an absolute destruction derby. you'd be forgiven for thinking the objective was to break as much of the equipment as ( Read more... )