Why I hate LJ
i hate lj because things happen like your girlfriend goes on it and then takes the piss out of you for being soppy.
it's been a few months since i posted on this. why i'm on here now i don't know, perhaps to let you know i am still very much alive and that my spelling and grammar are no better for the months since i last updated. as the astute amongst you may have guessed, stacey remains very much a part of my sad existence. 15 months together on the 19th.
another class act is Jimi Hendrix. it's rare that i put in capital letters, but he is worthy of them. i just saw footage of him playing the guitar with his teeth. i can remember trying to play something incredably simple on the guitar about two years ago. i spent half an hour and i got no closer to getting it to sound right than if i myself had used my teeth. maybe that's it, maybe i should use those enormous buck teeth for playing musical instruments.
savour walking the streets, tomorow i could potentially be unleashed on the roads. scary part is it would be legal, this country really is going downhill. this will be my second test as on my first one i decided i was going to forget everything i'd ever learnt to do with driving. right now i am worried that i might get nervous again tomorow. how wonderfully ironic.
in other news, i'm officially a dinnerlady now. no chav messes with me. the power does go to my head though, it's rather worrying. today there was a record 6 trays/plates dropped in the main hall. my instincts told me i should be cheering like i used to. ok i admitted i did join in, but it was really hard not to.
another childish moment came in physics where we were posed the question 'why did Newton's larger ball hang lowere than his smaller ball?' it was a bit of a Biggus Dickus moment for any monty python fans out there.
it's been a few months since i posted on this. why i'm on here now i don't know, perhaps to let you know i am still very much alive and that my spelling and grammar are no better for the months since i last updated. as the astute amongst you may have guessed, stacey remains very much a part of my sad existence. 15 months together on the 19th.
another class act is Jimi Hendrix. it's rare that i put in capital letters, but he is worthy of them. i just saw footage of him playing the guitar with his teeth. i can remember trying to play something incredably simple on the guitar about two years ago. i spent half an hour and i got no closer to getting it to sound right than if i myself had used my teeth. maybe that's it, maybe i should use those enormous buck teeth for playing musical instruments.
savour walking the streets, tomorow i could potentially be unleashed on the roads. scary part is it would be legal, this country really is going downhill. this will be my second test as on my first one i decided i was going to forget everything i'd ever learnt to do with driving. right now i am worried that i might get nervous again tomorow. how wonderfully ironic.
in other news, i'm officially a dinnerlady now. no chav messes with me. the power does go to my head though, it's rather worrying. today there was a record 6 trays/plates dropped in the main hall. my instincts told me i should be cheering like i used to. ok i admitted i did join in, but it was really hard not to.
another childish moment came in physics where we were posed the question 'why did Newton's larger ball hang lowere than his smaller ball?' it was a bit of a Biggus Dickus moment for any monty python fans out there.