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[moonlitlunacy]

Hmm? What's this? [Remus runs a hand through his hair, perplexed, as he stands smack dab in the middle of a church he doesn't recognize while inadvertently accessing the second level.] I didn't intend to Apparate to a church, of all places... Where could this be, then? Sirius? James? If this is your doing you're both going to be in a lot of trouble

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[dogged_mischief]

MOONY. MOONY MOONY MOONY I didn't do anything I don't know what's happening and the Muggles are watching me.

[moonlitlunacy]

Calm down, Sirius. I'm sure there's a logical explanation for all of this. And don't worry about the Muggles-- they're more often than not quite a charitable sort.

[dogged_mischief]

What if there is no logic? What if this is unsolvable and so illogical even for the great and brilliant genius mind of Remus Lupin that no measurable calculation can get us home?

[moonlitlunacy]

Then we're all doomed.

[jokesteronhigh]

Remus! Where are we, d'you think?

[moonlitlunacy]

I'm not sure. It looks nothing like England to you, does it?

[jokesteronhigh]

No, it doesn't. Tried Apparating out, didn't work.

[moonlitlunacy]

Curious. It didn't work for me, either.

[abucketofangst]

Your timing is perfect.

[moonlitlunacy]

Why d'you say that?

[abucketofangst]

You just missed the cops shooting at everyone. [SIIIIGH]

[moonlitlunacy]

Shooting? You mean they were trying to hurt the Mug-- erm, people of this city?

[knowsacrifice]

I think you guys need a better word. I don't like being called a "muggle".

[moonlitlunacy]

[He looks all sheepish now. D:] I'm terribly sorry. What would you prefer to be called?

[knowsacrifice]

[Mikaela is plainly amused.] I don't care. Muggle just sounds... Gross. Like a disease or something.

[moonlitlunacy]

[Remus thinks that some might consider them a disease, but he isn't rude enough to even imply it. Instead he chuckles.] Well, I could always call you by name. Mine's Remus Lupin, by the way.

[Holds out a hand.]