Someone's gone and abducted all the women!

[And after an enlightening conversation with Bones yesterday, Goroh has worked out that he's currently affected with looooove~. And while he still can't help but feel in love with his little lady, he also can't help being a complete and under jerkass. And thus... he has something to say.]Alright, everyone. Listen up! Time to get over those love ( Read more... )

Guess it's about time I did something useful around here. If anyone cares to join me, I'll be at the barracks. It's your one chance to learn swordplay from the real life Samurai Goroh. Doesn't mean shit here, but believe me, there's millions of kids back in the Federation who'd kill for the chance. Of course if you want a match, I'll have to think ( Read more... )

Now look, I acted a little stupid last week. But to be perfectly fair, you kids could have been a lot more cooperative. I think we all learned something valuable that day. That you kids should avoid people with bags and that I don't like any kids but my own ( Read more... )

[After school ends today, there will be a man waiting for the children to leave. But they won't be returning to their home today. You see, there is a nice jolly man (who looks creepy and has a sword strapped to his waist) waiting outside. He's offering candy ( Read more... )

[Meanwhile (or LATERWHILE because this is forward-dated to this evening), Goroh is at Good Spirits, sitting on a stool up at the bar. But rather than doing his usual thing of just hanging out there, he's got his journal out in front of him for a voice message.]Goroh here. Listen up, I've promised a few people I'd have a drink with them. If you're ( Read more... )

[Goroh is still recovering from the mother of all hangovers, but he's gathered his wits enough to yell at people on the journal.]

Hey! McCoy, listen up. I don't know what I might have told you when we were stuck in that bar, but you damn well better keep it to yourself, you got it?

That goes for you too Guybro, or whatever the hell your name is.

[Goroh is stuck at the Good Spirits Bar. He went there for an early drink, but he's been snowed in with a bunch of other people. Goroh is doing his best to get threw this by drinking, a lot. It's been awhile since he's had this much in his system, so he's going to be acting quite a bit unusual today ( Read more... )

[This is day 2 of Goroh's debt to Hanekoma and three days until Christmas. Once again he's out and about dressed in his Santa costume seen here. He'll be hanging out in the market plaza today and will be in and out of the various stores, mostly to occasionally get out of the cold. If you want to make sure Hanekoma is getting his money's worth, be ( Read more... )

[Goroh is just hanging out in the bar, which is pretty packed, but he managed to have his own seat with a bottle of rum to drink. He's finally got his own journal that he got from one of the new people, but he's not using it. At the moment, he's just trying to ignore everyone until things calm down again.]