Now look, I acted a little stupid last week. But to be perfectly fair, you kids could have been a lot more cooperative. I think we all learned something valuable that day. That you kids should avoid people with bags and that I don't like any kids but my own ( Read more... )

[After school ends today, there will be a man waiting for the children to leave. But they won't be returning to their home today. You see, there is a nice jolly man (who looks creepy and has a sword strapped to his waist) waiting outside. He's offering candy ( Read more... )