011 - [Voice]

[moonlightoutlaw]

Now look, I acted a little stupid last week. But to be perfectly fair, you kids could have been a lot more cooperative. I think we all learned something valuable that day. That you kids should avoid people with bags and that I don't like any kids but my own

Comments

[goldenglasses]

Hm... if you're going to go the skimpy route.... hm. I'll say a teenaged boy who only has his mind on perky teenage girls who dress way too skimpy.

[moonlightoutlaw]

Nice try, but that's all teenage boys. Care to try something more specific?

[goldenglasses]

But the broader I am the more likely I am to win!

[moonlightoutlaw]

It's a gentleman's wager. The only thing you win is respect. The amount of respect you win is directly proportionate to how close you are to the mark.

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[hippocraticly]

Are you betting on New Feathers?

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[moonlightoutlaw]

Something wrong with that?

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[hippocraticly]

Oh no, that's such a perfect legitimate past time.

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[moonlightoutlaw]

Glad you agree. I'd ask for your wager, but you might cheat with that magic crystal ball of yours.

[lt_linguist]

I think all female New Feathers show up dressed skimpier than they ought to be.

In the snow.

[moonlightoutlaw]

Yeah, but I was talking about their normal preference for clothing.

[lt_linguist]

I wasn't aware you were an arbiter of tasteful clothing choices for young women where you came from.

I thought you were an entertainer.

[moonlightoutlaw]

Every father has a built in instinct for knowing exactly what a young woman shouldn't wear. [Even if the only kid you have is a boy.]

[slaying]

Are you seriously betting on who'll get stuck in this hell-hole?

[moonlightoutlaw]

What of it?

[slaying]

Just seems a little...ubercallous.

[moonlightoutlaw]

We haven't met. I'm Goroh and I don't give a damn. Nice to meet you.

[not_meatbuns]

Mr. Goroh... do you place bets like this every time new feathers come in?

[moonlightoutlaw]

Nope. This is the first time. I figure it can't hurt any.

[not_meatbuns]

Nonetheless, it seems a little... perverse betting on who else will be pulled away from home.

[moonlightoutlaw]

Maybe, but look. People get sent home all the time and apparently don't remember anything that happened here. Frankly, everything that happens here doesn't matter one bit. So you might as well enjoy your time here until your number's up.