025 - [Voice]

[moonlightoutlaw]

Alright, time to listen up, people. Most of you assholes managed to not mess up during that last battle. We'll credit that to your special powers, especially our good pal with the red underwear. Lucky us most of you knew how to fight and that the chumps we were up against got their weapons from a metal scrap heap. So good job to everyone who

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[ahappylie]

Organizing that school, are we?

[moonlightoutlaw]

Yeah, figures it's about time. You interested or something?

[ahappylie]

I could certainly lend a hand. I teach kenjutsu to one person here already, and I used to do it often at home.

[moonlightoutlaw]

Is that so? We got something in common there. Who knew?

[slaying]

Ever hear about how you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar?

[moonlightoutlaw]

That's why you're the honey, Blondie.

[slaying]

I'm pretty sure in most worlds that's considered to be sexual harassment. [Joke, joke.]

[moonlightoutlaw]

Only in a handfull of Federation planets. Most of 'em either don't care or don't have any laws to begin with. [And what's okay on one planet applies here.]

[derek_bliss]

...I can teach a few weapons skills, survival, hand to hand, street fighting and mountain climbing.

[moonlightoutlaw]

Mountain climbing. If I hadn't just spent a week climbing over the damn things...

Yeah, that sounds good. How are you with kids?

[derek_bliss]

...I'm helping to teach Sokka right now, if that gives you an idea.

Don't usually mind kids, but I don't have a lot of...tolerance for people who just want to fuck around. If you're old enough to learn to fight, you're old enough to keep your focus and not treat it like a picnic. Don't mind a little banter, but if the student isn't putting effort into it, I'll be able to tell, and I won't put up with it.

Won't mess 'em up or anything, but they'll find themselves without a teacher right quick.

...I also tend to work my students pretty hard.

[moonlightoutlaw]

[Sokka? Who is Sokka? Goroh knows of no such person.]

Right, so you're a hardass who wants to be respected. I like that. How do you feel about adults? You can't always start fighting from puberty.

[chaincutter]

I am a capable swordmaster. You may refer students to me. The decision to accept them remains my own.

[moonlightoutlaw]

[He vaguely recalls you talking to Alexei. You were Sir Lance-Stuck-Up-My-Ass, if he recalled right.]

Right. Swordmaster. That'd be European style, right? Broadswords, longswords, shortswords, swords made out of lasers, maybe.

[chaincutter]

[Goroh should just count himself lucky that Sigmund knows nothing about his conversation with Svala, or the lance would be up his.]

Shortswords and longswords, with a shield. Greatswords as well, though they are not my preferred weapon. I also have some experience in archery. [Actually, it's pretty safe to assume that he could kill a man with just about anything.]

[moonlightoutlaw]

[It's only because Svala is one fine classy lady.]

A real Dark Ages class act, aren't we? What's your preferred kind of student? Don't want to waste Buffy's time sending the wrong kids to you.

[Voice]

[13th_captain]

I'll teach. It's better than rotting away doing nothing here.

[Voice]

[moonlightoutlaw]

You're the spear guy, right? You sure you can scale it back for our not-so-powerful pals?

[Voice]

[13th_captain]

Scythe, and I've sparred with a number of people here already. They've all emerged from it alive.

[Voice]

[moonlightoutlaw]

Scythe, right. That's one hell of a specialty weapon there. How do you feel about rookies?