025 - [Voice]

[moonlightoutlaw]

Alright, time to listen up, people. Most of you assholes managed to not mess up during that last battle. We'll credit that to your special powers, especially our good pal with the red underwear. Lucky us most of you knew how to fight and that the chumps we were up against got their weapons from a metal scrap heap. So good job to everyone who

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[derek_bliss]

...I can teach a few weapons skills, survival, hand to hand, street fighting and mountain climbing.

[moonlightoutlaw]

Mountain climbing. If I hadn't just spent a week climbing over the damn things...

Yeah, that sounds good. How are you with kids?

[derek_bliss]

...I'm helping to teach Sokka right now, if that gives you an idea.

Don't usually mind kids, but I don't have a lot of...tolerance for people who just want to fuck around. If you're old enough to learn to fight, you're old enough to keep your focus and not treat it like a picnic. Don't mind a little banter, but if the student isn't putting effort into it, I'll be able to tell, and I won't put up with it.

Won't mess 'em up or anything, but they'll find themselves without a teacher right quick.

...I also tend to work my students pretty hard.

[moonlightoutlaw]

[Sokka? Who is Sokka? Goroh knows of no such person.]

Right, so you're a hardass who wants to be respected. I like that. How do you feel about adults? You can't always start fighting from puberty.

[derek_bliss]

Same deal. Come in, work hard, pay attention, we're good.

Come in, have an attitude, try and test me, and you'll find yourself out on your ass. And, yeah, I will hit an adult if it comes to that. They're old enough and should know better then to be starting shit with their teacher.

[moonlightoutlaw]

We might be on to something here. We have some younger adults here who might take issue learning from someone younger than them. In this place, kinda hard to find people younger than old bastards like us. How good are you with hand to hand?

[derek_bliss]

Aikido, judo, and a lot of what amounts to bar brawling over the course of fifteen years or so. So, I'd say pretty good.

[moonlightoutlaw]

Right. Gives me something to consider then. People call me Samurai Goroh. You?

[derek_bliss]

Derek.

Samurai, huh?

[moonlightoutlaw]

Yeah, but more of a title, right? There ain't no real samurai where I come from.

[derek_bliss]

Right. So what did you do for a living?

[One day, Derek will not ask fifty million questions of the people he meets...]

[moonlightoutlaw]

I race hovering race crafts running on G-Diffuser technology in the deadliest sport in the galaxy. And do a little piracy on the side. The real kind, although I've been known to steal a holofilm here and there.

[derek_bliss]

The racing sounds like fun. How high off the ground do the crafts get?

[moonlightoutlaw]

Only a few feet, save for jumps and all. Keeps it a lot more challenging when you're racing in excess of fifteen hundred kils an hour.

[derek_bliss]

Yeah, it would. Nothing like skimming rocks with something that has the speed of a jet fighter, right?

[moonlightoutlaw]

You've got that right, pal. Most rookies don't survive long enough to even make it to the Grand Prix.