Comments | moonlightoutlaw: Violation 0.30

moonlightoutlaw

Violation 0.30 - [Voice/Video/Diagrams!]

Oct 10, 2010 01:16

((ooc: backdated to yesterday morning, before people were kidnapped ( Read more... )

[video], [voice], nintendo approved puberty, safe sex equals a safe landing

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eeeek_a_rat October 10 2010, 05:27:03 UTC

[JUST.]

[HORROR.]

[FOREVER.]

...Blood comes out?

[D8 D8 D8]

moonlightoutlaw October 10 2010, 05:27:58 UTC

It's like a horror movie all your own.

eeeek_a_rat October 10 2010, 05:31:37 UTC

[Jump to about 2.05 here, and that's... pretty much Zelda's entire reaction.]

moonlightoutlaw October 10 2010, 05:33:08 UTC

[Just going to wait until she gets it out of her system. Give it a second and...]

Glad I could help.

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[Voice] 1/2 not_meatbuns October 10 2010, 05:29:59 UTC

[She's stunned silent for several minutes over this. There are just so many things wrong with this what is this i don't even.]

[Voice] not_meatbuns October 10 2010, 05:30:29 UTC

[After several stammering false starts, she finally manages:]

Mr. Goroh!

[Voice] moonlightoutlaw October 10 2010, 05:31:47 UTC

[Very calmly.]

Doctor Faye-Ling, I'd hoped you'd chime in. Did I get anything wrong there? I think the anatomy is more or less accurate.

[Voice] not_meatbuns October 10 2010, 05:36:11 UTC

Th-that's beyond the point! The things you--

[LAksdjalisdjasd. Grasping at straws here. He really actually did do fairly well with the anatomical aspects. Except for--] Arms, Mr. Goroh?!

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[voice... kinda] falenandawn October 10 2010, 05:36:21 UTC

[Just.... staring. What the hell is wrong with the world when they publicly announce "the talk"? And done so crassly. There might be the sound of choking, too.]

[voice] moonlightoutlaw October 10 2010, 05:37:51 UTC

Got all that, did you?

[voice] falenandawn October 10 2010, 05:39:21 UTC

W-what is-

Why the hell are you saying this over the journals?!

[voice] moonlightoutlaw October 10 2010, 05:40:38 UTC

It's like the Guide. I'm recording it for future posterity. If it was in a classroom, it'd only be heard once.

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soreplaceable October 10 2010, 05:36:41 UTC

[FON MASTER ION has opened his journal!]

[SAMURAI GOROH used SEXUAL EDUCATION.]

[FON MASTER ION is confused!]

[SAMURAI GOROH used OBSCENE.]

[It's super effective!]

[FON MASTER ION has closed his journal.]

moonlightoutlaw October 10 2010, 05:41:28 UTC

[Another happy customer.]

offallingsnow October 10 2010, 05:40:16 UTC

Absolutely tactless.

moonlightoutlaw October 10 2010, 05:41:12 UTC

Constructive criticism? Alright, go right ahead.

offallingsnow October 10 2010, 05:42:56 UTC

Hardly. The last thing you need is some sort of perverse gratification.

moonlightoutlaw October 10 2010, 05:43:54 UTC

There's hardly anything perverse about it. I guess your world didn't go through the sexual liberation of the 2160s.

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