Violation 0.30 - [Voice/Video/Diagrams!]

Oct 10, 2010 01:16

((ooc: backdated to yesterday morning, before people were kidnapped ( Read more... )

[video], [voice], nintendo approved puberty, safe sex equals a safe landing

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[Voice] 1/2 not_meatbuns October 10 2010, 05:29:59 UTC
[She's stunned silent for several minutes over this. There are just so many things wrong with this what is this i don't even.]

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[Voice] not_meatbuns October 10 2010, 05:30:29 UTC
[After several stammering false starts, she finally manages:]

Mr. Goroh!

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[Voice] moonlightoutlaw October 10 2010, 05:31:47 UTC
[Very calmly.]

Doctor Faye-Ling, I'd hoped you'd chime in. Did I get anything wrong there? I think the anatomy is more or less accurate.

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[Voice] not_meatbuns October 10 2010, 05:36:11 UTC
Th-that's beyond the point! The things you--

[LAksdjalisdjasd. Grasping at straws here. He really actually did do fairly well with the anatomical aspects. Except for--] Arms, Mr. Goroh?!

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[Voice] moonlightoutlaw October 10 2010, 05:37:07 UTC
Metaphorical arms, doctor. To symbolize stamina.

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[Voice] not_meatbuns October 10 2010, 05:46:55 UTC
[Long, long pause.

Finally, a frustrated sigh.]

What in the world are you thinking, telling them these things?! Couldn't you have been a little more tactful?

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[Voice] moonlightoutlaw October 10 2010, 05:49:29 UTC
That was tactful.

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[Voice] not_meatbuns October 10 2010, 05:54:00 UTC
It was not! What about calling children an "ultimate punishment" is tactful?!

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[Voice] moonlightoutlaw October 10 2010, 05:56:11 UTC
Overpopulation is a serious concern on most planets, discouraging reproduction is a solid tactic to encourage safe sexual practices. Doubly so in Luceti, where not only are babies at risk of losing their parents due to Shifts returning them home, but also having their children forcibly taken by them courtesy of the Malnosso.

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[Voice] not_meatbuns October 10 2010, 05:59:21 UTC
[Dammit Goroh, stop trying to derail her with logic!]

I'm not saying that they shouldn't practice safe sex, especially here. [And honestly, she's glad he brought it up, because someone had to say it around here.] But saying children are punishment is hardly accurate.

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[Voice] moonlightoutlaw October 10 2010, 06:01:24 UTC
Maybe not accurate, but close to the truth for those that aren't ready for them. Anybody who sincerely wants a kid should know that it's a burden. If they still want to do the nasty after that, more power to them.

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[Voice] not_meatbuns October 10 2010, 06:06:54 UTC
...Mr. Goroh.

[There's no way to convince him that this was a bad idea, is there.] ...I give up.

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[Voice] moonlightoutlaw October 10 2010, 06:09:10 UTC
[So that means he wins.]

If there's any curious children wanting more information, I can send them your way, right?

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[Voice] not_meatbuns October 10 2010, 06:12:48 UTC
[Well, at least that's nothing she hasn't handled before. And it can't be any worse than trying to explain it to a curious Kaka kitten.]

...Yes, that's fine.

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[Voice] moonlightoutlaw October 10 2010, 06:14:13 UTC
Thanks, doctor. Seems like we make a pretty good team.

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[Voice] not_meatbuns October 10 2010, 06:14:58 UTC
Someone has to undo the damage.

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