ok, so this is my "real" post ( Read more... )

ok, i know, i know...
you don't have to say it, howie.
i know this doesn't count as my post for the week.

but iames tagged me.
and i NEVER do these things.
but i liked this one.
so there.

List your six current favorite songs, then tag 6 friends to do the same.
I was tagged by: iamesw

.1. big lights = judd & maggie
.2. philosophy = ben folds
.3. ( Read more... )

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method 1:
be a giant tree in my parking lot. drop a huge glob of some sappy substance onto my car roof/front passenger window to greet me when i walk out to my car this morning. ick.
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method 2:
start a business. locate said business in the basement of your home. make the ONLY available bathroom facilities adjoin your office, so that ( Read more... )

so why don't we have a little livejournal post?

how has everyone been?

i've been keeping up with all your goings-on for the most part, so at least i know how YOU are. i mean, c'mon, while i'm at work, i check my friends page at least ten [thousand] times a day. not that i don't do any work, mind you. i do plenty of that. i mean hell, it's damn ( Read more... )

they say a picture is worth a thousand words...

well...


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...buuuuuut, instead of putting them all on this site and subjecting you to cut tags and/or lengthy friends pages, i'm just going to put a smaller version of one of them on here, and you can click on the text below it to link you to the others.

EDIT :: ok, scratch that. you couldn't SEE those pictures. cut tag it is.


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...i'm officially crawling back out of my dark hole.
at least for the day.

figured i had to emerge eventually.
or maybe this is just my pathetic attempt to stop the teasing for the time being ( Read more... )

ok, i KNOW i haven't updated in a million years ( Read more... )

oh look, she's not dead...

she's just in LONDON!

indeed, this is the main reason for my journaling absence. however, at the prompting of leslie ann and lizzie, among others, i have decided to take a few minutes out of my hectic european schedule and let you know how things have been going ( Read more... )

so tonight, i was trying to make a new journal ( Read more... )