[There is a commotion in the fields this morning, the usual quiet forgone. The sheep are frantic and running amok: the camera is shimmying its way through the grass, avoiding running into fleeing sheep at it goes
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You no like shaking? [Quina is now peeeeering... at the back of the phone. Totally missing that there's a video going on on the other side, not that that would help. LIKE QUINA KNOWS WHAT THIS PHONE THING IS.] Then what want, food? ... You hungry?
[Quina is unphased by the question; s/he often got asked this before all the world merging, and wasn't, and still isn't bothered by it.]
I Qu! Live in Qu Marsh. Qu become Gourmand. On mission to make delicious tasties and try many yummies! [Nod nod. This is a very serious mission.] Though learn much with friends, still more to learn.
.... video like picture? [S/he's seen pictures before. They decorate homes! They look like the person, but aren't the person. Despite what can be said about Quina, s/he's not slow on the uptake once it's explained. S/he nods.] I understand! Would be bad if you swallowed.
Bread? [Looking around as if hoping it will appear.] Would like bread, very much! But there is none here... just sheep I can no catch, grass that taste of fish, and moogle. Was more moogle before. Wonder where gone?
Taste bad.... [This is the phone being tossed to the floor, the moogle quite distinctly facepalming next to Quina as s/he goes back to foraging in the grass.] ... maybe something to mix with it. Moogle, you have ideas?
He's right, kupo!! You can't eat them! That's what I've been telling you! And don't lick it, either!
Is not edible? [Quina looks. Disappointed. S/he flops against the grass, before grabbing the phone. LAGUNA, YOU ARE SMALL. WHAT IS THIS.] Is small person in here? How you get there?
Zidane! [QUINA'S FAVOURITE PERSON. Instantly looking around, but only seeing the moogle. Until... looking down at the phone.] Zidane, why you shrunk? [Contemplating that, before s/he shakes her head.] Okay. I no eat! Taste bad, so I no mind.
Zidane is far away, but I can still see? [Pondering. Then nodding.] Is good! Can talk to even when apart, no?
[At the second part, s/he shrugs.] I not know. There sheep. [Geography: identified by animals. The moogle distinctly lets out a sigh, before answering Zidane's question.]
It's the Fields of Fum on the Outer Continent, kupo.
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[WHY DID HE NOT THINK OF THIS]
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[Shaking now. Apparantly this resolves whatever is making it talk or will make it talk again, whichever works.]
It's not food, kupo!! [The poor invisible moogle sounds highly frustrated.]
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[WHY IS THE SCREEN SHAKING THIS IS DISTRESSING.]
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If I might ask....what are you? I have not seen your kind here.
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I Qu! Live in Qu Marsh. Qu become Gourmand. On mission to make delicious tasties and try many yummies! [Nod nod. This is a very serious mission.] Though learn much with friends, still more to learn.
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The sky phone isn't food, okay? But we can find you food, I'm sure there's plenty of food around. Just, don't eat the phone, it won't taste good.
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... why is the food the moogles gave him/her making a Blank sounding voice? After a minute of glancing back and forth, s/he looks down at the phone.]
Blank! You shrunk. Why you in... "sky phone"? You have been swallowed?
No eat phone. Taste bad when I lick. Grass better.
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Nah, bro. I'm not in the sky phone, it's just video. Nothing swallowed me. [ He waves. ]
Grass is better than the phone, but proper food is better, like bread...
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Bread? [Looking around as if hoping it will appear.] Would like bread, very much! But there is none here... just sheep I can no catch, grass that taste of fish, and moogle. Was more moogle before. Wonder where gone?
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Is not edible? [Quina looks. Disappointed. S/he flops against the grass, before grabbing the phone. LAGUNA, YOU ARE SMALL. WHAT IS THIS.] Is small person in here? How you get there?
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Quina! Don't eat that! You don't eat everything people hand you! Well you probably do, but not this!
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[Besides, yummy grass. Munch munch.]
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[And oh Quina. You never change.]
Hey, where are you? Moogles? Where is that?
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[At the second part, s/he shrugs.] I not know. There sheep. [Geography: identified by animals. The moogle distinctly lets out a sigh, before answering Zidane's question.]
It's the Fields of Fum on the Outer Continent, kupo.
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