[action in fields of fum | video]

[frogsbest]

[There is a commotion in the fields this morning, the usual quiet forgone. The sheep are frantic and running amok: the camera is shimmying its way through the grass, avoiding running into fleeing sheep at it goes

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[guyspeakbeaver]

...dee-vice is food?

[WHY DID HE NOT THINK OF THIS]

[frogsbest]

.... food is talking? This no happen before.

[Shaking now. Apparantly this resolves whatever is making it talk or will make it talk again, whichever works.]

It's not food, kupo!! [The poor invisible moogle sounds highly frustrated.]

[guyspeakbeaver]

-dee-vice shaking! Stop shake, dee-vice!

[WHY IS THE SCREEN SHAKING THIS IS DISTRESSING.]

[frogsbest]

You no like shaking? [Quina is now peeeeering... at the back of the phone. Totally missing that there's a video going on on the other side, not that that would help. LIKE QUINA KNOWS WHAT THIS PHONE THING IS.] Then what want, food? ... You hungry?

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[guyspeakbeaver]

Food?!

-Guy not food!

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[guyspeakbeaver]

...but Guy hungry.

[frogsbest]

Do not worry, "Guy". [Now under the belief that the phone is called 'Guy' and that it is hungry.] I gourmand! I make delicious tasties! Then no more hunger!

... But I no have ingredients...

[guyspeakbeaver]

...Gor-man make food? What in-gree-dee-ent need?

[frogsbest]

Hmm... depend what want! Soup sound good. Mushroom good in soup.

[guyspeakbeaver]

Suop is mushroom that attack? Or mushroom that not monster?

[frogsbest]

Mix many mushrooms in sauce and make soup! [Nod nod.] Use wild mushroom. Any mushroom do.

[guyspeakbeaver]

Okay! Guy find mushroom for you, dee-vice!

[frogsbest]

Oho! I make delicious meal with mushroom, "Guy"!

I Quina.

[guyspeakbeaver]

Dee-vice this voice 'Quina'. Guy remember!