You've probably all seen this already...

[monkey_matt]

...but it just made me laugh so hard tea came out my nose.

It's - perhaps - the best complaints letter in the world, ever. Courtesy of Yahoo News.

I'm slightly light headed now.

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Comments

[primavera]

That's great.

[monkey_matt]

Isn't it just... can't get enough of eloquently-worded rants! It's the crime scene biscuit in particular that got me. That and the vodka cheese...

[heinous]

Spectacular.

[monkey_matt]

...Okay, so I'm short-sighted; that's no reason to start chuckin' the insults about... [sniff]

(just kidding!)

[heinous]

So upon my return to your entry, to dish out more verbal abuse and remind you that an affinity for punniness is considered to be reason enough to jail people in certain countries (for example, Canada). Sadly, I received the following message:

Error running style: Style code didn't finish running in a timely fashion. Possible causes:

* Infinite loop in style or layer

* Database busy

I was able to go to the entry by going to your main journal and then from there into the article. Infinite loops are crazy-alien business. There is a reason why Apple Headquarters is on one...

[monkey_matt]

Error running style, huh.

I think I want that on my tombstone.