If it's been a year for all you bastards, then how long have I been here, pray tell?

I almost feel like using... *coughs* Perhaps later.

Heh, I even missed my birthday here. But I suppose it doesn't matter anyway, I couldn't tell you how old I am.

Fuck.

Fuckfuckfuckfuck/FUCK/.

... I'm getting fucking married.

((Yeah, bitches, we went there. Dragging up the wedding FTW!))

Mhhh... what did I miss? Who's bitching, who's pregnant now, who's getting married- you know, all that crap.

Not that I actually care in the slightest about any of you (Hidan being the exception), but I think I should at least give the impression that I do~ ♥

In other news- these tails make sleeping very comfortable. ♥

Hidan~ do you need anything?

Ah divvent knaa why but cause ah ain't been doin' nowt ah cannit stop feelin' like ah need fourty winks. Fuckin' bloody cleanin's left is shattad ( Read more... )

Why. Aren't. They. GONE?!?!?!

This is urgent information.

((He's going to keep the tails for a few months. Because it will be full of lol.))

I... *achoo!* fucking hate cleaning. Why aren't the damned women doing this? *sneeze*

Fucking Hell.

[Private; Hackable to Akatsuki members]
And... oh, this is just great. *sneezes again* Every time I sneeze I get another fluffy tail... and they're all... pink.

Well. Fuck.
[/Private]

((I fail at ideas to humiliate))

I feel like beating the crap out of something.

Who's feeling masochistic today?

Hello! Kakuzu's hiding from people for some reason, he's really little, so I stole this to talk to everyone while I'm disconnected from him. It's strange to be disconnected and not fighting, I've forgotten what it's like. My friend's around here somewhere, but I think he went exploring. Please keep your distance from him, he's a little volatile and ( Read more... )

Could someone please explain to me why I've found a marriage certificate with my name on?

And who is this Hidan fellow, anyway?

*wide innocent eyes of PLZ 2 B HELPING ME NOW, THX*