Huuuuh? Where am I? I have to get this bounty back to the office for daddy-sensei and then train...

I also don't get why my clothes are so big! Dx

I woke up this moi-nin' and I woz dressed in a catsuit! And I can't stop speakin' in this stupid accent!

...Shiny!

((He's been turned into Meowth, from Pokemon for the last two days. I couldn't resist. I also fail at Meowth's accent

( Also, Meowth!Kakuzu's Seme/Uke result. *giggles* )

Canon!Kakuzu:

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Kakuzu knows there is a one just for him. A one who loves Kakuzu unconditionally, but he doesn't know where he is.

He hopes his special person is alright...):

I feel like an idiot, and I'm sick of crossdressing, so I hope this works. *changes into Sexy No Jutsu* *looks down* Ah. *buttons top*

((Icon shows up as current default unless you're

Okay-- What the hell?

What happened to my wardrobe? And why the hell can't I take this outfit off?

Where the fuck have my headgear and mask gone?

Someone explain this shit, now.

Though, it's not the worst thing I've worn. And Ikindoflikethefrills...♥ But it's making me want to act all naive and stuff...

((He's cosplaying Chi, in this image. ( Read more... )

GLEE~ =D

♪SO HERE IT COMES, THE SOUND OF DRUUUMS
HERE COME THE DRUMS, HERE COME THE DRUMS.

BABY BABY BABY, YOU ARE MY VOODOO CHILD, MY VOODOO CHILD
DON'T SAY MAYBE, MAYBE
IT'S SUPERNATURAL, COMIN' UNDONE.♪

((Um...he has the song in his head? XD))

Did anyone ever talk about how much of a bitch pregnancy is for the father too? Fair enough it's gotta be damned painful hauling a mini-human around and the side-effects are hell, but no-one thinks about just how beck and call the fathers have to be.

Fucking irritating. I want it to be July now, Kthx.

((Feel free to bitch him out, kaasans ^^ :D))

((Meh, things blew over, and I'm up for here again.))

I've been going over the money I brought here, and it seems to have decreased far more than it should have.

Does -anyone- care to explain so that I can beat the crap out of you?

I...

It...

I don't know how much longer I can handle this. I don't want to fucking do this. What was the fucking joy in keep collecting hearts for me? I'm a fucking cunt.

[ Um...he got very drunk, very hungover, and is now very self-loathing.

I'm in a bad mood, so sue me. ]

ORAL SEX, WOT?

...337...*dribble*

I am a happy mun.

Why no, this hasn't opened up a WHOLE NEW LINE OF POSSIBILITES AT ALL when it comes to smut...