I'm In Hell

[monarch_the]

…

…Well.

I’m in fucking Mordhell. No chains involved, but I’m back here anyways. Still alive, too, which is surprising. Don’t know how much longer all of this is going to take, because I apparently have to “make it up” to Candyland for the kidnapping thing. How in the hell I’m supposed to do that I don’t know, but it’s the only way I’m crawling out

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[monarch_the]

...Why?

((Bwahahahah!))

[crooked_cig]

Um...Boss. Would you mind if I took one of the guard shifts for him? I seriously need to do something about the creepy guard.

[dr_t_s_venture]

I thought the whole collar thing was rather ingenious, really.

At least you get to use a computer...

[monarch_the]

Oh yeah. Ingenius. What'd you help him with the idea, Venture?

[dr_t_s_venture]

Heh, no. I had nothing to do with any of that... I was just saying... It's certainly a creative and calculated solution to resolve the mess you caused. At least you finally get some just desserts and all...

[monarch_the]

Whatever. Personally I would have rathered he just beat me. Hell of a lot easier.

Don't know why the fuck he let Flowers in on it, though.

[crooked_cig]

...WHAT now?

::Growls...goes to find something to hurt::

[monarch_the]

Which part's surprising you, chia-head? Because I can't help but think it's all totally whacked out.

[crooked_cig]

But you...and...with the...me...job...fuck.

::goes to find whiskey and talk to...boss, maybe::

[monarch_the]

Yeah. Can't see that happening right now since I've become the Mordhaus Pet. Would you mind seeing if you can't get that belt attached to you? The guard I've got right now is reeeeeeeally starting to creep me out.

[imdeepthroat]

To be totally fair you have to go through with this, get balanced again, then you can go on being bad again.

And if that doesn't comfort, then I'll come and visit you, also since I was mad at you during your unfortunate incarceration, this time I'll have the chance to visit you locked up. :)

((HOLY SHIT I SPELLED EVERYTHING RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!!!!!! *is amazed when she presses spellcheck*))

[monarch_the]

F-fair?! I was--this isn't--I--

...Geh. Fine.

Don't visit me until after Sunday (if I'm still here, that is... I don't plan on it) cause Lupin-the-squid wonder is still here and I'd... just feel better if you were somewhere he wasn't.

((*crowd goes wild*))

[imdeepthroat]

I can wait till then.

[monarch_the]

Take care, honey. I'll join you as soon as I can. ♥

[not_a_bumblebee]

Aww, whats is wrong? Don'ts you enjoys yous accomsmodations? Woulds yous like a mint on yous pillow... some cookies maybes?

((lol, good fucking luck making it up to Toki. How you doin, babe?))

[monarch_the]

No, they're great, thanks. My favorite part is when they gave me the free jewellry and escort.

How about you, Candyland? Did you make sure to brush my skin out of your teeth once you got back?

((Haha, it doesn't help that Monarch a jackass when he's pissed. XD This could take a while. And I'm doing fine, love. How bout you?))

[not_a_bumblebee]

Glad you approves. Dey was especiallies selecteds for yous...

And Ise justs greats. Not'ings like beings someswhere yous actuallies -wanteds-. Ands no matters how manys times I brushs my teeth Ise can'ts get dat horribles tastes out of mys mouth. Anys ideas on whats I coulds do?

((Olawd, this'll be forever. I wouldn't mind still messing around with the rp we were doing or trying something else. Hotmail just really pissed me off that day. I'm fine, I spose.))

[monarch_the]

So that's why it fits so nice and snug. God, and here I thought it was just my good luck.

Oh, oh you were wanted. Why do you think I tried so hard to hold onto you?

Cookies always help.

((Sure thing. You gonna try and send it again?))