I really hate it when the most important thing in other people's lives is trying to figure out my life. Perhaps they could be living their own instead. Apparently, there is someone I know that can "read me like a book" and knows "every person I have had feelings for." I must say, this freaks me out. Since he has obviously made up all of these ( Read more... )

Few people ever have a weekend full of such oddities as me and mi amiga have had. As follows ( Read more... )

Poll for all~~~

Is it worse to know that you are going to get something but be forced to wait for it, or to be forced to come to grips with the fact that you are not ever going to get something you really want?

There is something evil in my freezer. You know there is something evil in your freezer when you open the door and the entire kitchen glows red. That is a bad sign.

Wait. False alarm,unless a thin layer of red plastic over the light bulb qualifies as your definition of evil. In which case, you need to get out more, hermit.

Once there was an all-encompassing void. Then there began to be things created in said void. Planets, stars, gaseous anomalies (how about that, huh?), all came into existence. Then came people, and that is when things got tricky. People, I guess for a lack of something better to do, began to have an urgent pressing need to understand the motions of ( Read more... )

I wanted to walk through the empty streets ( Read more... )

I am one of those people who cannot abandon a good insult without having let it fly, if it is good enough, just for the sheer comedic value of such insults. This is a bad and dangerous habit, hazardous to your health and friend list. But OH! the humorous possibilities! So I have made a decision. I will continue to insult people, but with ( Read more... )

Those of you who know what that means, I salute you. Otherwise, you are a boy, or need to go shopping.

How comely are the feet of those..... who wear Steve Maddens.

Spill Canvas is awesome. Always and forever.

I have seen Finding neverland and it is absolutely great. Granita, go see it before it leaves theaters or you'll spend the rest of your life saying, Why didn't I go see that in theaters?!

Hey all. Back from the dark side where there is no cell service and email costs fifty cents a minute. It was great, very relaxing, but I missed you all. I'm still not at home, so keep me very updated ( Read more... )