Comments | mollyringwraith: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, condensed, part 2 of 2

mollyringwraith

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, condensed, part 2 of 2

Aug 15, 2007 08:27

Thanks for the warm reception so far! Here is the second half, of which part one can be found here.
( Part two. Spoilers, of course! )

harry potter, parody by me

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ithildyn August 15 2007, 16:19:33 UTC

[applauds] Wonderful fun!

teenybuffalo August 15 2007, 16:20:30 UTC

Read it all, loved it:-)

shmuel August 15 2007, 16:50:12 UTC

Yay!

(Incidentally, the two major character thing turned out to be a misinterpretation... there were two major characters she hadn't originally planned to kill who she ended up killing. Those two, as it turns out, were Tonks and Lupin. This doesn't affect the parody, as it's true to the reader reactions.)

ctrl_a August 15 2007, 18:41:14 UTC

there were two major characters she hadn't originally planned to kill who she ended up killing.

Really? Dang. Okay, then I totally think she killed Lupin just so he could be in the Resurrection Stone scene. Poor guy.

shmuel August 15 2007, 19:21:04 UTC

Rowling on the people she bumped off.

breyerchic04 August 15 2007, 19:37:09 UTC

Yeah, she's already said Lupin and Tonks were the two she didn't plan to kill originally. Mr Weasley was the one she planned to kill but didn't (and thta was back in book 5!)

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geekyfruitdork August 15 2007, 16:55:56 UTC

Everyone's shooting to injure and kill--except of course HARRY, who flings spells like Remembering You Had A Dentist Appointment Just Now, Developing An Itch On Your Left Butt Cheek, and Feeling Like You Just Walked Through A Spiderweb At Face Level.

OH MY GOD. I laughed so hard at this. Which really isn't a good thing since I am at work. Everyone thinks I'm crazy now but it was so worth it.

anndor August 15 2007, 17:34:17 UTC

Seconded. The spiderweb thing especially is the most hilarious thing I've read/seen/heard in recent memory.

Especially since I actually cringed and got the heebie jeebies as though I had actually just walked into one.

mollyringwraith August 19 2007, 04:54:23 UTC

Exactly--it would actually be a great spell!

Got the idea from one of those lists of non-words: Arachnidiot (ar ak ni' di ot) - n. A person, who, having wandered into an "invisible" spider web, begins gyrating and flailing about wildly.

anndor August 20 2007, 02:32:33 UTC

Oh I love that word. XD

I just wish "gyrating and flailing about wildly" was all I did after walking into them. Normally I recoil so badly that I lose my balance and nearly end up on my ass.

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narniadear August 15 2007, 17:18:46 UTC

WEASLEYS, HARRY, HERMIONE, and READERS are in a state of panic and shock. Making matters worse, GIANT FREAKING SPIDERS have also joined the battle. ROWLING is probably still cackling.
HARRY: Suppose I'll check in on Voldemort's mind. Ah-ha. Hey, guys? He's in the Shrieking Shack, waiting to rendezvous with Snape.
They run through the chaos of the castle. NEVILLE streaks by, throwing poisonous plants and animals at Death Eaters. MCGONAGALL sends furniture flying. TRELAWNEY does the same with crystal balls and empty vodka bottles. Everyone's shooting to injure and kill--except of course HARRY, who flings spells like Remembering You Had A Dentist Appointment Just Now, Developing An Itch On Your Left Butt Cheek, and Feeling Like You Just Walked Through A Spiderweb At Face Level.

HA!!! Fantastic!!