Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, condensed, part 2 of 2

[mollyringwraith]

Thanks for the warm reception so far! Here is the second half, of which part one can be found here.

Comments

[liminalliz]

LOVED IT.

[becajoy]

Even better than part 1! :D

[maealoeki]

oh! i still can't breathe from all the laughing!

Also, a little announcement. We've got a green Porsche blocking the main gates. Could the owner please move it to let us out more easily? It's got a Slytherin bumper sticker and it's a really sweet little machine and we'd rather not hurt it, so please just come out and repark. Thanks a bundle!

Best. Part. Ever.

Also, Voldie as Lumbergh from Office Space was a classic!!!

[mollyringwraith]

I'm so glad some people caught the Office Space bit. :D

[babycactus07518]

"They slip into the Ravenclaw Common Room after playing Say The Type Of Deep Things Pot Smokers Might Say with the portrait outside."

hahaahhahahahaha

[shocolate]

Everyone's shooting to injure and kill--except of course HARRY, who flings spells like Remembering You Had A Dentist Appointment Just Now, Developing An Itch On Your Left Butt Cheek, and Feeling Like You Just Walked Through A Spiderweb At Face Level.

*applauds*