I think the first helmets were modeled after hair, when people said to themselves, "wow, if my hair were made of something hard, I wouldn't get my brains spattered all over the floor when I went to war." Today, people model hair after helmets, and I think to myself 1. "Wow, our helmet technology has come a long way," and 2. "Silly people, that ( Read more... )

So pretty much I am embarrassed by myself right now because I can't do anything right and I have discovered I have developed multiple terrible personality traits and I-don't-know-what-to-do-about-it because I have probably been walking around with them for a long time now ( Read more... )

Today I almost hit 3 saucy deer because they refused to move out of the street and I felt like teaching them a lesson. I also talked so much I forgot what I was saying and sang very loudly to the radio after eating noodles and this deep fried half chicken that was served with pickled things. SOME PEOPLE STILL THINK I AM ANNOYING. WHERE ARE THESE ( Read more... )

R: Hello, attractive stranger, I am a ghost and will fade by morning. Take me somewhere fun ( Read more... )

The list of first birthday things includes,
putting flowers in water
going poo discreetly on the other side of the house while realizing that all the toilets now flush on the right

Having my mom away for the weekend just involves a lot of me running around the house in my underwear with my arms kind of flapping about high in the air.

Today my mother yelled at me because I didn't want to deliver cucumber to our geriatric neighbors. GOOD TIMES.

Halfway through the flight I realized I totally didn't want to be going to Toronto. (Ironically, my first thought when mum said "we're going there for 2 weeks" was "omg who's dying"). This fear was confirmed after I got off the plane and the Canada welcoming committee gave me chocolate with a chunk of plastic wrap inside it. During the car ride ( Read more... )

The point of the previous entry was to say something to the effect of, "It's less the monuments and more the moments, in that being emotionally tied to a region makes the experience more long-lasting/salient, and that monuments, no matter how beautiful or how splendid the views may be from the top, may have more meaning to the architect than ( Read more... )

Approx. 1 year ago, I was sitting in the Bradford/Leeds airport around 9 AM asking myself, "What the shit am I doing here ( Read more... )