Good lesson, Mog, good lesson. Derp derp derp ( Read more... )

...so in an attempt to make it go away by not thinking about it, I'm writing in LJ ( Read more... )

Here is this hobo story I’ve been telling everyone ( Read more... )

Today I ( Read more... )

Here are a list of things that need to just go away:
Mucus
Justin Bieber
Items that end up costing x dollars and 56-99 cents
Baseball
The letter 'x' used to mean 'cross'
Those really thick napkins they give you as Pasta Pomodoro that you think are cloth but are actually just paper

This is the part where I lose sight of the boundaries between being pushy and stalking and start breaking into his room nightly, leaving ketchup blots and bits of his shredded clothes on the ground; after convincing him that he is going insane and that I am the only cure, we live happily ever after ( Read more... )

obscenegiggle: AHA I FOUND IT ( Read more... )

It takes about 45 minutes to clear the great cave offensive and get all 60 treasures ( Read more... )

Being the only sick kid during a final. HACK WHEEZE COUGH OH NO WHY IS NOBODY ELSE SNEEZING OH GOD ( Read more... )

I am still sick as fuck and I'm still coughing all over everything and I still haven't studied for finals and I'm still sitting on this helladiseased bed in my underwear waiting for my take-home final to finish me off ( Read more... )