Fic: Everything You Do is Super Duper Cute And I Can't Stand It (21/25)
Fandom: Community
Title: Everything You Do is Super Duper Cute And I Can't Stand It.
Character/Pairing(s): Jeff, Annie, Jeff/Annie.
Rating: PG
Summary: Stolen moments from every episode between Jeff and Annie.
Disclaimer: Dan Harmon owns.
A/N - The beginning of the end. Also, I love angry Jeff. Contemporary American Poultry.
Bag.
"And there's another zipper on this part here. In there, I'm gonna put all my pens, except the one you got me for Christmas 'cos that pen's special so it goes in the pocket for special things."
Annie was showing Jeff the new 10 zipper bag Abed had bought her to replace the other one he had destroyed. She was like a child with a new toy. She'd spent the last five minutes showing Jeff every little detail of the bag and telling him what each pocket was for. Jeff cursed the idiot who made such a bag.
They were the first two people in the study room. Troy had been there for a second, but then he saw Annie's Boobs run by and he ran out after him.
Jeff was sitting in his seat resting his chin in his hand, while Annie stood in the middle of the room explaining her bag like she had planned a presentation on it.
"And then this pocket-"
"Annie for the love of god stop talking about your bag!" Jeff snapped. After the seventh zipper Jeff had started getting a stress headache. Of course it was another one of those things that only happened when he was around her.
Annie looked a little sad. She put the bag down and sat in Britta's seat.
"So, what's up with you?" She asked awkwardly.
Jeff opened his mouth to start talking, but she was staring down at her bag with the Disney face. Jeff honestly thought he saw a tear forming in her eye. It was amazing what that girl could do with just one facial expression.
"Annie, stop looking at the bag like it's dying" he told her.
"Fine!" Annie said, crossing her arms and pouting. She'd gone from excited, happy child to spoilt, angry child. Jeff's headache became worse.
"You can try make me feel guilty all you want. I still don't want to hear about your bag."
Annie stuck her nose in the air.
"I'm not trying to do anything, I'm just sitting here waiting for you to tell me about your day."
Jeff took a deep breath before he decided to ignore her mood and just tell her about his day.
"Well my mom called this morning" He began. Normally, news like this would get Annie excited. She'd ask Jeff what they'd talked about and then berate him for not actually answering the phone. But today she really wanted to talk about her bag.
"Great" she said in a monotone voice. Jeff silently stared at her for a minute. He would not let her win this.
"What else?" she asked.
"My annoying friend acted like a two-year-old because I didn't want to hear about her stupid bag" Jeff said. Annie gasped at him. He just raised a challenging eyebrow.
"Well maybe her bag's not stupid. Maybe your stupid!"
"No, it's a stupid bag. Nobody needs that many pockets."
Then Annie got that determined look on her face and Jeff knew he'd lost before she'd even said anything.
"Well maybe, you're just jealous because you're not the one who got her the awesome bag, and you don't feel like the big important hero who makes everybody happy."
And she flicked her hair with her hand for emphasis. Jeff was conflicted. She was annoying him, but she was being unbelievably adorable while doing it. Only Annie could make him want to strangle her and kiss her at the same time.
Britta walked in.
"Whoa. Is it cold in here?" She asked noticing the tension.
"Feels normal to me" Annie said. Her voice told Britta she was lying.
"What were you guys talking about?" Britta asked wondering what Jeff had done to get Annie so angry.
"Jeff was just telling me about his awesome friend who he was being a total jerk to today."
Jeff groaned and buried his face in his hand.
"Why was he being a jerk?" Britta asked, amused by Jeff's annoyance.
"Because-"
"Fine, Annie! You can talk about your stupid backpack!" Jeff exclaimed.
Annie's face went from a frown to a grin so fast that if Jeff blinked he would have missed it. She jumped up happily and hugged him.
"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" She said picking up the bag and starting where she'd left off.
"And this pocket is for personal notebooks. Those are notebooks for doodling, writing letters to people, or just my personal thoughts, unlike the educational notebooks from pocket three."
Jeff forced a smile and nodded. Britta smiled and sat in her seat.
"Wow Jeff, how does it feel to be and eighteen-year-old girl's little bitch?"
"Shut up" Jeff said, but in his head all he could think was as long as that girl was Annie, he loved every second of it.
Chapter 1 - Awesome
Chapter 2 - Milady
Chapter 3 - Homework
Chapter 4 - Crankypants
Chapter 5 - Cheerleader
Chapter 6 - Arm
Chapter 7 - Boyfriend
Chapter 8 - Driving
Chapter 9 - Slap
Chapter 10 - Janitor
Chapter 11 - Virgin
Chapter 12 - Present
Chapter 13 - M*A*S*H
Chapter 14 - Slater
Chapter 15 - Pretend
Chapter 16 - Comfortable
Chapter 17 - Naked
Chapter 18 - Feelings
Chapter 19 - Distraction
Chapter 20 - Sorry
Title: Everything You Do is Super Duper Cute And I Can't Stand It.
Character/Pairing(s): Jeff, Annie, Jeff/Annie.
Rating: PG
Summary: Stolen moments from every episode between Jeff and Annie.
Disclaimer: Dan Harmon owns.
A/N - The beginning of the end. Also, I love angry Jeff. Contemporary American Poultry.
Bag.
"And there's another zipper on this part here. In there, I'm gonna put all my pens, except the one you got me for Christmas 'cos that pen's special so it goes in the pocket for special things."
Annie was showing Jeff the new 10 zipper bag Abed had bought her to replace the other one he had destroyed. She was like a child with a new toy. She'd spent the last five minutes showing Jeff every little detail of the bag and telling him what each pocket was for. Jeff cursed the idiot who made such a bag.
They were the first two people in the study room. Troy had been there for a second, but then he saw Annie's Boobs run by and he ran out after him.
Jeff was sitting in his seat resting his chin in his hand, while Annie stood in the middle of the room explaining her bag like she had planned a presentation on it.
"And then this pocket-"
"Annie for the love of god stop talking about your bag!" Jeff snapped. After the seventh zipper Jeff had started getting a stress headache. Of course it was another one of those things that only happened when he was around her.
Annie looked a little sad. She put the bag down and sat in Britta's seat.
"So, what's up with you?" She asked awkwardly.
Jeff opened his mouth to start talking, but she was staring down at her bag with the Disney face. Jeff honestly thought he saw a tear forming in her eye. It was amazing what that girl could do with just one facial expression.
"Annie, stop looking at the bag like it's dying" he told her.
"Fine!" Annie said, crossing her arms and pouting. She'd gone from excited, happy child to spoilt, angry child. Jeff's headache became worse.
"You can try make me feel guilty all you want. I still don't want to hear about your bag."
Annie stuck her nose in the air.
"I'm not trying to do anything, I'm just sitting here waiting for you to tell me about your day."
Jeff took a deep breath before he decided to ignore her mood and just tell her about his day.
"Well my mom called this morning" He began. Normally, news like this would get Annie excited. She'd ask Jeff what they'd talked about and then berate him for not actually answering the phone. But today she really wanted to talk about her bag.
"Great" she said in a monotone voice. Jeff silently stared at her for a minute. He would not let her win this.
"What else?" she asked.
"My annoying friend acted like a two-year-old because I didn't want to hear about her stupid bag" Jeff said. Annie gasped at him. He just raised a challenging eyebrow.
"Well maybe her bag's not stupid. Maybe your stupid!"
"No, it's a stupid bag. Nobody needs that many pockets."
Then Annie got that determined look on her face and Jeff knew he'd lost before she'd even said anything.
"Well maybe, you're just jealous because you're not the one who got her the awesome bag, and you don't feel like the big important hero who makes everybody happy."
And she flicked her hair with her hand for emphasis. Jeff was conflicted. She was annoying him, but she was being unbelievably adorable while doing it. Only Annie could make him want to strangle her and kiss her at the same time.
Britta walked in.
"Whoa. Is it cold in here?" She asked noticing the tension.
"Feels normal to me" Annie said. Her voice told Britta she was lying.
"What were you guys talking about?" Britta asked wondering what Jeff had done to get Annie so angry.
"Jeff was just telling me about his awesome friend who he was being a total jerk to today."
Jeff groaned and buried his face in his hand.
"Why was he being a jerk?" Britta asked, amused by Jeff's annoyance.
"Because-"
"Fine, Annie! You can talk about your stupid backpack!" Jeff exclaimed.
Annie's face went from a frown to a grin so fast that if Jeff blinked he would have missed it. She jumped up happily and hugged him.
"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" She said picking up the bag and starting where she'd left off.
"And this pocket is for personal notebooks. Those are notebooks for doodling, writing letters to people, or just my personal thoughts, unlike the educational notebooks from pocket three."
Jeff forced a smile and nodded. Britta smiled and sat in her seat.
"Wow Jeff, how does it feel to be and eighteen-year-old girl's little bitch?"
"Shut up" Jeff said, but in his head all he could think was as long as that girl was Annie, he loved every second of it.
Chapter 1 - Awesome
Chapter 2 - Milady
Chapter 3 - Homework
Chapter 4 - Crankypants
Chapter 5 - Cheerleader
Chapter 6 - Arm
Chapter 7 - Boyfriend
Chapter 8 - Driving
Chapter 9 - Slap
Chapter 10 - Janitor
Chapter 11 - Virgin
Chapter 12 - Present
Chapter 13 - M*A*S*H
Chapter 14 - Slater
Chapter 15 - Pretend
Chapter 16 - Comfortable
Chapter 17 - Naked
Chapter 18 - Feelings
Chapter 19 - Distraction
Chapter 20 - Sorry