Fic: Everything You Do is Super Duper Cute And I Can't Stand It (18/25)
Fandom: Community
Title: Everything You Do is Super Duper Cute And I Can't Stand It.
Character/Pairing(s): Jeff, Annie, Jeff/Annie, mentions of Annie/Vaughn.
Rating: PG
Summary: Stolen moments from every episode between Jeff and Annie.
Disclaimer: Dan Harmon owns.
A/N - Ugh, I hate this chapter! I've rewritten it like three times and I'm still unhappy with it. It feels OOC to me but I can't figure out how to make it in characters and I'm really not bothered with starting all over again, again. So here, just skim through it quickly and move on please.
Basic Genealogy.
Feelings.
Jeff was sitting alone at a table. Pierce had left to got make fun of Britta for getting spanked, long ago. Now it was just him. Until Annie joined him. And although Jeff would never admit it to himself, he felt warm and fuzzy when Annie was around. It was really cheesy and lame.
"So did you sort everything out with Pierce?" She asked as soon as she sat down. Boy, she didn't waste any time, did she.
"Yeah. Thanks for that by the way."
"Jeff, you don't need to thank me. You did the right think because you wanted to. Not because I told you to." And then she gave him a proud smile and Jeff decided he wanted to make her proud as often as he could.
"So, where's your family today?" He asked.
"I didn't exactly tell them it was on."
Jeff raised his eyebrows in surprise.
"Annie Edison lied to her parents?"
"I didn't lie, I just..."
"Didn't tell them the whole truth? Yeah, that's something I'd do."
"I just don't think they're ready to meet everyone yet."
"Are you ashamed of us?" Jeff asked. It's not that he was hurt or anything. He understood completely where she was coming from but...oh to hell with it, he was a little hurt.
"No!" Annie quickly defended. "Of course I'm not ashamed of you guys. I just, didn't think they were ready to meet Vaughn yet."
"So you're ashamed of Vaughn" Jeff said raising his eyebrows at her for the second time in one conversation. He tried to fight a smile that was creeping to his lips, but it proved a tougher task than he thought. He settled with a satisfied smirk.
"I'm not ashamed of him" Annie protested, but her eyes told a different story.
"I get it. You want your parents to keep thinking you're dating some one who actually wears shoes. That's understandable."
Annie rolled her eyes at him, and something else caught her attention.
"Oh my god, she dumped you today and showed up with another guy?" Annie said. She could feel Jeff stiffen beside her.
"I guess. I hadn't really noticed" he said, but all joy had gone from his face.
"Ugh, I can't believe she's winning the break up" Annie muttered angrily.
"Annie, people don't win break ups" Jeff told her. But then he saw Slater laugh at something her date had said. And she ran a flirty hand down his arm. Jeff knew it wasn't a competition, but if it was she'd definitely be in the lead.
"Ugh, I really hate her" Annie told him, "no offense, but I think we all really hated her. Jeff, she was horrible. You deserved so much better than her, and she had the nerve to dump you and show up with a date. What a wretched woman!"
Jeff watched Annie as she glared at Slater.
"And now you're just gonna let her win. I hate her for doing this to you!" She continued, as if it was the most preposterous thing she'd ever heard.
"Even if I wanted to, how could I possibly win the break up?"
Annie thought about it for a moment. She looked from Slater, to Jeff, and back to Slater.
"We could..." she trailed off.
"We could what?" Jeff asked. Kiss? Was she going to say they could kiss?
"Well, you know" Annie said awkwardly.
"No, I don't know" Jeff said. He honestly didn't. He had a bad feeling that they were thinking two completely different things, and if he said it he would make things really awkward.
"We could kiss" She practically whispered to him.
Jeff raised his eyebrows and sat back in his chair. They stared at each other awkwardly. They stared at each other for what felt like years. Jeff studied Annie. He tried to see if he could figure out what she was thinking. Why she had suggested that. But his mind was drawing a blank. All he saw was beautiful Annie, staring back.
"Um..." Jeff said, after the silence got unbearable.
"You're right. That was a stupid idea. I don't know why I said that" Annie said, blushing. She was looking everywhere but Jeff's face.
He wanted to say no. He wanted to tell her it wasn't a stupid idea. It was a great idea, and they should totally do it. He wanted to kiss Annie. Hell, he wanted Annie. He didn't know where all these thoughts were coming from, or why they were even there. This was Annie. He didn't want to kiss Annie, but he did. He felt very confused. Sure, these thoughts had crossed his mind before. But they were always passing thoughts, slowly building up in the back of his mind. This time it felt like they were there to stay. Like they were standing there in illuminant clothes, jumping and yelling at him 'Jeff Winger, you want Annie Edison!' Doing everything so they would be heard. So Jeff wouldn't ignore them, or deny them, or pretend they were non-existent. They were slapping him across the face, and singing it to him in a catchy tune. They were crashing into him, inside a giant plane going full speed. They were feelings. Jeff had feelings. For Annie. Jeff had feelings for Annie. Jeff Winger had feelings for Annie Edison.
"Jeff?" Annie asked, waving a hand in front of his face to snap him out of it. "You okay? You blanked out there."
Jeff nodded.
"Just great, thanks."
Annie smiled at him.
"So listen, about what just happened..."
I think we should do it.
"...you don't have to worry about it..."
I want to worry about it.
"...we can just pretend it didn't happen."
But I want it to have happened. I want to do it. I want to kiss you.
Jeff smiled.
"Great."
Annie smiled back. She spotted Vaughn from across the room and left to go see him.
Jeff watched as she gave him a peck on the cheek and giggled as he called her his mountain flower. Jeff had never realized just how painful watching some one walk away could be. He hated Vaughn for having Annie. He hated Annie for making him feel like this. He hated that he couldn't do anything about it. He hated that he wouldn't get to kiss her, or care for her, or just be with her. He hated that he'd have to continuously watch her walk away, and listen to her talk about Vaughn, and he'd have to pretend everything was normal between them.
He hated her.
No, he didn't.
He really, really liked her.
He had feelings for her.
Crap.
Chapter 1 - Awesome
Chapter 2 - Milady
Chapter 3 - Homework
Chapter 4 - Crankypants
Chapter 5 - Cheerleader
Chapter 6 - Arm
Chapter 7 - Boyfriend
Chapter 8 - Driving
Chapter 9 - Slap
Chapter 10 - Janitor
Chapter 11 - Virgin
Chapter 12 - Present
Chapter 13 - M*A*S*H
Chapter 14 - Slater
Chapter 15 - Pretend
Chapter 16 - Comfortable
Chapter 17 - Naked
Title: Everything You Do is Super Duper Cute And I Can't Stand It.
Character/Pairing(s): Jeff, Annie, Jeff/Annie, mentions of Annie/Vaughn.
Rating: PG
Summary: Stolen moments from every episode between Jeff and Annie.
Disclaimer: Dan Harmon owns.
A/N - Ugh, I hate this chapter! I've rewritten it like three times and I'm still unhappy with it. It feels OOC to me but I can't figure out how to make it in characters and I'm really not bothered with starting all over again, again. So here, just skim through it quickly and move on please.
Basic Genealogy.
Feelings.
Jeff was sitting alone at a table. Pierce had left to got make fun of Britta for getting spanked, long ago. Now it was just him. Until Annie joined him. And although Jeff would never admit it to himself, he felt warm and fuzzy when Annie was around. It was really cheesy and lame.
"So did you sort everything out with Pierce?" She asked as soon as she sat down. Boy, she didn't waste any time, did she.
"Yeah. Thanks for that by the way."
"Jeff, you don't need to thank me. You did the right think because you wanted to. Not because I told you to." And then she gave him a proud smile and Jeff decided he wanted to make her proud as often as he could.
"So, where's your family today?" He asked.
"I didn't exactly tell them it was on."
Jeff raised his eyebrows in surprise.
"Annie Edison lied to her parents?"
"I didn't lie, I just..."
"Didn't tell them the whole truth? Yeah, that's something I'd do."
"I just don't think they're ready to meet everyone yet."
"Are you ashamed of us?" Jeff asked. It's not that he was hurt or anything. He understood completely where she was coming from but...oh to hell with it, he was a little hurt.
"No!" Annie quickly defended. "Of course I'm not ashamed of you guys. I just, didn't think they were ready to meet Vaughn yet."
"So you're ashamed of Vaughn" Jeff said raising his eyebrows at her for the second time in one conversation. He tried to fight a smile that was creeping to his lips, but it proved a tougher task than he thought. He settled with a satisfied smirk.
"I'm not ashamed of him" Annie protested, but her eyes told a different story.
"I get it. You want your parents to keep thinking you're dating some one who actually wears shoes. That's understandable."
Annie rolled her eyes at him, and something else caught her attention.
"Oh my god, she dumped you today and showed up with another guy?" Annie said. She could feel Jeff stiffen beside her.
"I guess. I hadn't really noticed" he said, but all joy had gone from his face.
"Ugh, I can't believe she's winning the break up" Annie muttered angrily.
"Annie, people don't win break ups" Jeff told her. But then he saw Slater laugh at something her date had said. And she ran a flirty hand down his arm. Jeff knew it wasn't a competition, but if it was she'd definitely be in the lead.
"Ugh, I really hate her" Annie told him, "no offense, but I think we all really hated her. Jeff, she was horrible. You deserved so much better than her, and she had the nerve to dump you and show up with a date. What a wretched woman!"
Jeff watched Annie as she glared at Slater.
"And now you're just gonna let her win. I hate her for doing this to you!" She continued, as if it was the most preposterous thing she'd ever heard.
"Even if I wanted to, how could I possibly win the break up?"
Annie thought about it for a moment. She looked from Slater, to Jeff, and back to Slater.
"We could..." she trailed off.
"We could what?" Jeff asked. Kiss? Was she going to say they could kiss?
"Well, you know" Annie said awkwardly.
"No, I don't know" Jeff said. He honestly didn't. He had a bad feeling that they were thinking two completely different things, and if he said it he would make things really awkward.
"We could kiss" She practically whispered to him.
Jeff raised his eyebrows and sat back in his chair. They stared at each other awkwardly. They stared at each other for what felt like years. Jeff studied Annie. He tried to see if he could figure out what she was thinking. Why she had suggested that. But his mind was drawing a blank. All he saw was beautiful Annie, staring back.
"Um..." Jeff said, after the silence got unbearable.
"You're right. That was a stupid idea. I don't know why I said that" Annie said, blushing. She was looking everywhere but Jeff's face.
He wanted to say no. He wanted to tell her it wasn't a stupid idea. It was a great idea, and they should totally do it. He wanted to kiss Annie. Hell, he wanted Annie. He didn't know where all these thoughts were coming from, or why they were even there. This was Annie. He didn't want to kiss Annie, but he did. He felt very confused. Sure, these thoughts had crossed his mind before. But they were always passing thoughts, slowly building up in the back of his mind. This time it felt like they were there to stay. Like they were standing there in illuminant clothes, jumping and yelling at him 'Jeff Winger, you want Annie Edison!' Doing everything so they would be heard. So Jeff wouldn't ignore them, or deny them, or pretend they were non-existent. They were slapping him across the face, and singing it to him in a catchy tune. They were crashing into him, inside a giant plane going full speed. They were feelings. Jeff had feelings. For Annie. Jeff had feelings for Annie. Jeff Winger had feelings for Annie Edison.
"Jeff?" Annie asked, waving a hand in front of his face to snap him out of it. "You okay? You blanked out there."
Jeff nodded.
"Just great, thanks."
Annie smiled at him.
"So listen, about what just happened..."
I think we should do it.
"...you don't have to worry about it..."
I want to worry about it.
"...we can just pretend it didn't happen."
But I want it to have happened. I want to do it. I want to kiss you.
Jeff smiled.
"Great."
Annie smiled back. She spotted Vaughn from across the room and left to go see him.
Jeff watched as she gave him a peck on the cheek and giggled as he called her his mountain flower. Jeff had never realized just how painful watching some one walk away could be. He hated Vaughn for having Annie. He hated Annie for making him feel like this. He hated that he couldn't do anything about it. He hated that he wouldn't get to kiss her, or care for her, or just be with her. He hated that he'd have to continuously watch her walk away, and listen to her talk about Vaughn, and he'd have to pretend everything was normal between them.
He hated her.
No, he didn't.
He really, really liked her.
He had feelings for her.
Crap.
Chapter 1 - Awesome
Chapter 2 - Milady
Chapter 3 - Homework
Chapter 4 - Crankypants
Chapter 5 - Cheerleader
Chapter 6 - Arm
Chapter 7 - Boyfriend
Chapter 8 - Driving
Chapter 9 - Slap
Chapter 10 - Janitor
Chapter 11 - Virgin
Chapter 12 - Present
Chapter 13 - M*A*S*H
Chapter 14 - Slater
Chapter 15 - Pretend
Chapter 16 - Comfortable
Chapter 17 - Naked