Fic: Everything You Do is Super Duper Cute And I Can't Stand It (11/25)
Fandom: Community
Title: Everything You Do is Super Duper Cute And I Can't Stand It.
Character/Pairing(s): Jeff, Annie, Jeff/Annie
Rating: PG
Summary: Stolen moments from every episode between Jeff and Annie.
Disclaimer: Dan Harmon owns.
A/N - Annie's not really in this chapter. But it's about Annie. Jeff, Shirley and Britta talk after The Politics of Human Sexuality.
Virgin.
"Where've you guys been all night?" Jeff asked when Annie, Shirley and Britta joined him on the couch.
"Nowhere" Annie said far too quickly to be innocent. Shirley and Britta giggled behind her. Jeff raised an eyebrow suspiciously.
"I'm going to see if the Dean needs my help with anything" she said and ran off before Jeff could pry any further.
"What happened tonight?" He asked Britta and Shirley once Annie was far gone.
"We're not gonna tell you. We can't do that to Annie" Britta said, but Shirley did a little squeal like holding it in was physically painful for her.
"Shirley" Jeff encouraged.
"Don't do it Shirley, you can't break" Britta said but Shirley looked desperate. Jeff was sure if she didn't tell him soon her eyes would pop out.
"You know you want to Shirley" Jeff said. Shirley squealed again.
"No, Shirley's not going ot break. She cares too much about Annie for that" Britta told him with an in your face expression.
"Penis! Penis! She'd never seen a penis!" Shirley exclaimed. She then put her hands over her mouth in shame.
Jeff was confused. "Wait, you mean Annie's a..." Virgin. Virgin. Annie's a virgin. He made out with Annie before. He made out with little virginal Annie. Sure it was just making out but...Annie was a virgin?
"No! No, she's not that" Shirley corrected him quickly. Jeff let out a breath he didn't know he had been holding. Shirley didn't notice. Britta did.
"Why do you care if Annie's a virgin or not?"
"I...don't" Jeff said. "Just...it's a...she's...did you hear Pierce broke up with his girlfriend?"
"Oh" Shirley said sadly. "But we saw him leave with her when we came in."
"Yeah. He owes me 200 bucks" Jeff said and Shirley let out a mildly shocked "oh."
Britta was still staring at him suspiciously. He just gave a her a charming smile.
To be honest, Jeff didn't know why the thought of Annie being a virgin got him so panicky before. It's not like it was a bad thing. She was eighteen after all. And it's not like he ever thought of her that way. Because that would be wrong. Especially if she was a virgin. But she wasn't so it was okay to think of her like that. Not that he would. It was Annie after all. But you know, it wasn't like the thought hadn't briefly crossed his mind before, but that was nothing. That was just because they kissed at the debate, nothing more to it. Jeff didn't think of Annie like that. It was Annie. Sweet, young, innocent Annie. Sweet, hot, sexy Annie.
"Oh no" Jeff said to himself.
Chapter 1 - Awesome
Chapter 2 - Milady
Chapter 3 - Homework
Chapter 4 - Crankypants
Chapter 5 - Cheerleader
Chapter 6 - Arm
Chapter 7 - Boyfriend
Chapter 8 - Driving
Chapter 9 - Slap
Chapter 10 - Janitor
Title: Everything You Do is Super Duper Cute And I Can't Stand It.
Character/Pairing(s): Jeff, Annie, Jeff/Annie
Rating: PG
Summary: Stolen moments from every episode between Jeff and Annie.
Disclaimer: Dan Harmon owns.
A/N - Annie's not really in this chapter. But it's about Annie. Jeff, Shirley and Britta talk after The Politics of Human Sexuality.
Virgin.
"Where've you guys been all night?" Jeff asked when Annie, Shirley and Britta joined him on the couch.
"Nowhere" Annie said far too quickly to be innocent. Shirley and Britta giggled behind her. Jeff raised an eyebrow suspiciously.
"I'm going to see if the Dean needs my help with anything" she said and ran off before Jeff could pry any further.
"What happened tonight?" He asked Britta and Shirley once Annie was far gone.
"We're not gonna tell you. We can't do that to Annie" Britta said, but Shirley did a little squeal like holding it in was physically painful for her.
"Shirley" Jeff encouraged.
"Don't do it Shirley, you can't break" Britta said but Shirley looked desperate. Jeff was sure if she didn't tell him soon her eyes would pop out.
"You know you want to Shirley" Jeff said. Shirley squealed again.
"No, Shirley's not going ot break. She cares too much about Annie for that" Britta told him with an in your face expression.
"Penis! Penis! She'd never seen a penis!" Shirley exclaimed. She then put her hands over her mouth in shame.
Jeff was confused. "Wait, you mean Annie's a..." Virgin. Virgin. Annie's a virgin. He made out with Annie before. He made out with little virginal Annie. Sure it was just making out but...Annie was a virgin?
"No! No, she's not that" Shirley corrected him quickly. Jeff let out a breath he didn't know he had been holding. Shirley didn't notice. Britta did.
"Why do you care if Annie's a virgin or not?"
"I...don't" Jeff said. "Just...it's a...she's...did you hear Pierce broke up with his girlfriend?"
"Oh" Shirley said sadly. "But we saw him leave with her when we came in."
"Yeah. He owes me 200 bucks" Jeff said and Shirley let out a mildly shocked "oh."
Britta was still staring at him suspiciously. He just gave a her a charming smile.
To be honest, Jeff didn't know why the thought of Annie being a virgin got him so panicky before. It's not like it was a bad thing. She was eighteen after all. And it's not like he ever thought of her that way. Because that would be wrong. Especially if she was a virgin. But she wasn't so it was okay to think of her like that. Not that he would. It was Annie after all. But you know, it wasn't like the thought hadn't briefly crossed his mind before, but that was nothing. That was just because they kissed at the debate, nothing more to it. Jeff didn't think of Annie like that. It was Annie. Sweet, young, innocent Annie. Sweet, hot, sexy Annie.
"Oh no" Jeff said to himself.
Chapter 1 - Awesome
Chapter 2 - Milady
Chapter 3 - Homework
Chapter 4 - Crankypants
Chapter 5 - Cheerleader
Chapter 6 - Arm
Chapter 7 - Boyfriend
Chapter 8 - Driving
Chapter 9 - Slap
Chapter 10 - Janitor