Fic: Everything You Do is Super Duper Cute And I Can't Stand It (10/25)
Fandom: Community
Title: Everything You Do is Super Duper Cute And I Can't Stand It.
Character/Pairing(s): Jeff, Annie, Jeff/Annie
Rating: G
Summary: Stolen moments from every episode between Jeff and Annie.
Disclaimer: Dan Harmon owns.
Chapter 1 - Awesome
Chapter 2 - Milady
Chapter 3 - Homework
Chapter 4 - Crankypants
Chapter 5 - Cheerleader
Chapter 6 - Arm
Chapter 7 - Boyfriend
Chapter 8 - Driving
Chapter 9 - Slap
A/N - Longest chapter yet. Mostly Jeff/Annie dialogue. Some meta!Abed too.
The group help Jeff with his Spanish essay for "Taking Advantage of the Emotionally Vulnerable."
Janitor.
"Come one Jeff focus! Emocionalmente vulnerables" Annie said pointing at the blank page in front of Jeff. He groaned.
"I'm tired."
"How are you tired? You haven't written anything except your name."
"I'm tired because you keep yelling Spanish nonsense into my ear and expect me to write it down."
"It's not nonsense, it's your essay. I'm trying to help you."
"Why don't you just write it, if it means so much to you?"
"Because Chang will know if I write it. Come on, don't you want to pass?"
"Barely."
"Jeff, come on! Just write two words. Emocinalmente vulnerables, just write."
"You write."
"Jeff, don't be childish."
"You should write it. You're the one who carried on with the test after he said 'pens down', this all started with you."
"Me? You're the one who took advantage of him instead of just helping us get rid of the essays."
"You're the ones who pressured me into getting rid of the essays in the first place."
"You're the one who didn't!"
"And thanks to that I found out his wife left him, got them back together and got rid of the essays for everyone."
"Except yourself."
"Well, I wouldn't have an essay if you had just put your pen down!"
"Jeff just write emocinalmente vulnerables!"
"You write it!"
Abed's voice interrupted them with an "interesting."
"What is it Abed?" Shirley asked.
"It seems the sexual tension has shifted from one love interest to another."
"What are you talking about?" Jeff asked.
"The janitor that comes in everyday" Abed said nodding at the janitor who was wiping the window from outside. He was staring creepily at Troy.
"He usually stares at Pierce, who tells him to go back to Poland every time he sees him. Now he has turned his affections to Troy, who high fives him every morning. He's gone from wanting the person who's affections he's been aiming for since the start of the year, to wanting an unexpected yet better suited choice. It's a somewhat unexpected plot twist, but I suspect everyone's gonna prefer him stalking Troy much more than him stalking Pierce. Except for Pierce, who's finally going to acknowledge him after weeks of him pining. But it's too late for Pierce. Janitor knows what he wants."
Everyone stared silently at Abed.
"He's still mildly unsure. Although, I have a good feeling that by the end of the year he'll finally decide on stalking just Troy, rather than Pierce or Staburns. The expected choices."
"Starburns?" Britta asked.
"He goes back to him sometimes, but the other janitors don't want him stalking Starburns. They hate Starburns."
"Pfft, it's obvious he'll stalk me over Troy. Look at me. I'm a stud" Pierce said.
"So..." Jeff turned back to Annie. "How do you spell emocionalmente vulnerables?"
A/N - So what do you think about Abed's take on Britta/Jeff/Annie Pierce/Janitor/Troy?
Title: Everything You Do is Super Duper Cute And I Can't Stand It.
Character/Pairing(s): Jeff, Annie, Jeff/Annie
Rating: G
Summary: Stolen moments from every episode between Jeff and Annie.
Disclaimer: Dan Harmon owns.
Chapter 1 - Awesome
Chapter 2 - Milady
Chapter 3 - Homework
Chapter 4 - Crankypants
Chapter 5 - Cheerleader
Chapter 6 - Arm
Chapter 7 - Boyfriend
Chapter 8 - Driving
Chapter 9 - Slap
A/N - Longest chapter yet. Mostly Jeff/Annie dialogue. Some meta!Abed too.
The group help Jeff with his Spanish essay for "Taking Advantage of the Emotionally Vulnerable."
Janitor.
"Come one Jeff focus! Emocionalmente vulnerables" Annie said pointing at the blank page in front of Jeff. He groaned.
"I'm tired."
"How are you tired? You haven't written anything except your name."
"I'm tired because you keep yelling Spanish nonsense into my ear and expect me to write it down."
"It's not nonsense, it's your essay. I'm trying to help you."
"Why don't you just write it, if it means so much to you?"
"Because Chang will know if I write it. Come on, don't you want to pass?"
"Barely."
"Jeff, come on! Just write two words. Emocinalmente vulnerables, just write."
"You write."
"Jeff, don't be childish."
"You should write it. You're the one who carried on with the test after he said 'pens down', this all started with you."
"Me? You're the one who took advantage of him instead of just helping us get rid of the essays."
"You're the ones who pressured me into getting rid of the essays in the first place."
"You're the one who didn't!"
"And thanks to that I found out his wife left him, got them back together and got rid of the essays for everyone."
"Except yourself."
"Well, I wouldn't have an essay if you had just put your pen down!"
"Jeff just write emocinalmente vulnerables!"
"You write it!"
Abed's voice interrupted them with an "interesting."
"What is it Abed?" Shirley asked.
"It seems the sexual tension has shifted from one love interest to another."
"What are you talking about?" Jeff asked.
"The janitor that comes in everyday" Abed said nodding at the janitor who was wiping the window from outside. He was staring creepily at Troy.
"He usually stares at Pierce, who tells him to go back to Poland every time he sees him. Now he has turned his affections to Troy, who high fives him every morning. He's gone from wanting the person who's affections he's been aiming for since the start of the year, to wanting an unexpected yet better suited choice. It's a somewhat unexpected plot twist, but I suspect everyone's gonna prefer him stalking Troy much more than him stalking Pierce. Except for Pierce, who's finally going to acknowledge him after weeks of him pining. But it's too late for Pierce. Janitor knows what he wants."
Everyone stared silently at Abed.
"He's still mildly unsure. Although, I have a good feeling that by the end of the year he'll finally decide on stalking just Troy, rather than Pierce or Staburns. The expected choices."
"Starburns?" Britta asked.
"He goes back to him sometimes, but the other janitors don't want him stalking Starburns. They hate Starburns."
"Pfft, it's obvious he'll stalk me over Troy. Look at me. I'm a stud" Pierce said.
"So..." Jeff turned back to Annie. "How do you spell emocionalmente vulnerables?"
A/N - So what do you think about Abed's take on Britta/Jeff/Annie Pierce/Janitor/Troy?