[The video feed clicks on and there's a brief, unfocused view of black fabric and a purple insignia, then it jerks upwards and shows a bewildered-looking troll with his hair flopping down wetly over his forehead and glasses on at a jaunty angle - then a hissed expletive and the video cuts off. It takes a good ten minutes for it to start back up
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You're here because Dio hates you. Welcome to some shitty city in Italy I didn't even know fucking existed. There's a retarded pedophile running around, but you have to be a complete fucking idiot to not be able to kick his ass... so if I were you I'd be really goddamn careful.
[Yup, he's definitely friendly.]
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[He shuts off the feed and storms to the fountain to confront this retarded 'prince' guy.]
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Wow. The fuck are you doing, bastard?
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Mindin' my owwn fuckin' business. The better question is, wwhat are you doin', landdwweller?
[There's an almost unnoticeable shift of his feet as he steadies himself properly. He wants to be prepared, but making a big deal out of it is gonna make him look stupid.]
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Apparently about to fight a short little kid who looks like a thrift store threw up on him. Che, what a fucking waste of time. [Although he's not totally thrilled about those horns... They must be plastic. Yup. That's a comforting thought.]
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[His hands curl into fists and, involuntarily, his face-fins flare out angrily. Welp, there's your first clue this might not be a cosplay...]
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Hurry up, then, fucker, I've got shit to do. [Like napping and whining at Spain mostly. Things much more important than being in Eridan's presence.]
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[With a grimace that bares his shark-like teeth, he touches the floor with one hand to angle himself and then he's leaping at you after a couple of steps, one fist aiming straight for your face. It's nothing if not predictable, but he's never been one for first-hand combat.]
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