wave one // video

[gaiusnatatorium]

[The video feed clicks on and there's a brief, unfocused view of black fabric and a purple insignia, then it jerks upwards and shows a bewildered-looking troll with his hair flopping down wetly over his forehead and glasses on at a jaunty angle - then a hissed expletive and the video cuts off. It takes a good ten minutes for it to start back up

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[Video] Where is the reply on my Nep app when I need her...

[in_italia]

[Oh look have a really annoyed-looking ginger Sicilian. Now who is this douchebag?]

You're here because Dio hates you. Welcome to some shitty city in Italy I didn't even know fucking existed. There's a retarded pedophile running around, but you have to be a complete fucking idiot to not be able to kick his ass... so if I were you I'd be really goddamn careful.

[Yup, he's definitely friendly.]

[audio]

[gaiusnatatorium]

Thanks for the advvice, basshole. I'll keep my eyes open. Pretty shore there's no place called Italy but wwhatevver, if you think you knoww your stuff.

[Video]

[in_italia]

Oi, bastard! I heard that! I will fucking punch you if you say that again! Italy is a fucking country and it's the fucking best out there, damnit!

[audio]

[gaiusnatatorium]

I'll say wwhat I damn wwell please! I'm a fuckin' prince. Don't sass me.

[Video]

[in_italia]

Princes are fucking smug bastards in stories to make ugly bitches feel good. I'm a goddamn nation, jackass, so don't even try your wierd prince shit on me!

[audio]

[gaiusnatatorium]

I dunno wwhat stories you'vve been readin' but a prince has the authority to get you culled.

[Video]

[in_italia]

Princes aren't fucking real, idiot. If you wanna fight, go ahead, I'll kick your sorry ass, damnit!

[audio]

[gaiusnatatorium]

Yeah? Well I think I'd knoww, dirtmuncher! Alright, let's fuckin' do this!

[Video ==> Action] Go go third fistfight this guy's been in today, albeit all on different RPGs. XD

[in_italia]

You. Me. Fountain. You're dead.

[He shuts off the feed and storms to the fountain to confront this retarded 'prince' guy.]

[video/action] LOL it sounds like you have so much fun playing him

[gaiusnatatorium]

[Eridan grimaces at his device and spends the next unspecified length of time pacing back and forth in front of the fountain, checking his teeth with his thumb to test their sharpness. He hasn't fought without a weapon for sweeps. This is kind of weird for him!]

[Action] Oh I do |D

[in_italia]

[Imagine his surprise when the 23-year-old Sicilian discovers he's about to get in a brawl with a scrawny 13-year-old in a creepy cosplay of some sort. Yeah, this is fucking stupid.]

Wow. The fuck are you doing, bastard?

[action]

[gaiusnatatorium]

[OH GREAT this guy is taller than him. Excuse him while he does his best not to look remotely affected by this turn of events.]

Mindin' my owwn fuckin' business. The better question is, wwhat are you doin', landdwweller?

[There's an almost unnoticeable shift of his feet as he steadies himself properly. He wants to be prepared, but making a big deal out of it is gonna make him look stupid.]

[Action]

[in_italia]

[Landweller? His instincts say pirate. Though he can't place the accent, so which country should he blame for this kid?]

Apparently about to fight a short little kid who looks like a thrift store threw up on him. Che, what a fucking waste of time. [Although he's not totally thrilled about those horns... They must be plastic. Yup. That's a comforting thought.]

[action]

[gaiusnatatorium]

Thrift store! I'll havve you knoww capes are tradition. And this scarf? Fuckin' hand-made. Get your bass ovver here. It's on.

[His hands curl into fists and, involuntarily, his face-fins flare out angrily. Welp, there's your first clue this might not be a cosplay...]

[Action]

[in_italia]

[Lovi will keep himself stubbornly ignorant of any danger. He's also gonna stand right where he is and just flip Eridan off from over there.]

Hurry up, then, fucker, I've got shit to do. [Like napping and whining at Spain mostly. Things much more important than being in Eridan's presence.]

[action]

[gaiusnatatorium]

[Fine! If he is going to be the first to make a move, he'll do it with pride. And a degree of trepidation.]

[With a grimace that bares his shark-like teeth, he touches the floor with one hand to angle himself and then he's leaping at you after a couple of steps, one fist aiming straight for your face. It's nothing if not predictable, but he's never been one for first-hand combat.]