Comments | moarmoemoe: #2 Assassin

moarmoemoe

#2 Assassin

May 25, 2008 20:49

So, after a wild and wacky fight with Undead Nazi's from Hell (they had some pretty modern looking weapons for Nazis) and suddenly learning that maybe 3-D is much better than 2-D (I'm looking at you, my precious hentai collection), I understood that I needed to relieve some other types of tensions.

I picked up my forlorn copy of Upskirt Attack 5: ( Read more... )

job want, tissues, porn, pervert, police

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browning_baby May 26 2008, 00:56:40 UTC

..... nasty.

Don't even think about starting in on the police.

moarmoemoe May 26 2008, 00:58:35 UTC

You know you like it.

The real question is, "What Police?" OH MAN, WHAT A KNEE JERKER!

browning_baby May 26 2008, 00:59:52 UTC

Riiiiight.

What police? How 'bout me?

moarmoemoe May 26 2008, 01:00:50 UTC

You? Part of the police?

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passion8history May 26 2008, 00:59:24 UTC

WHY DO YOU INSIST ON PUTTING THIS SHIT UP IN THE NETWORK?!!! NOT SMART!! GIRLS COULD READ THIS!

moarmoemoe May 26 2008, 01:00:18 UTC

Girls like this stuff! It makes them all hot inside!

passion8history May 26 2008, 01:15:59 UTC

What type of girls do you know like this?!!!

moarmoemoe May 26 2008, 01:18:15 UTC

Every one of them. Ever read one of those hentai where the girls enjoy having 2 dicks jacked into them? Yeah...

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[voice] desensitized May 26 2008, 01:00:19 UTC

Undead?

[voice] moarmoemoe May 26 2008, 01:01:15 UTC

Never seen a zombie movie, kid?

[voice] desensitized May 26 2008, 01:02:18 UTC

... A what?

[voice] moarmoemoe May 26 2008, 01:03:48 UTC

What the hell? You haven't seen anything by George Romero? You really need to get out.

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sole_estremo May 26 2008, 01:00:53 UTC

I don't know if I can help much with the tissues--

BUT IF YOU NEED TO GET BUSY WITH SOMEONE, I CAN HELP TO THE EXTREME!!!

moarmoemoe May 26 2008, 01:01:55 UTC

I'm not into guys.

sole_estremo May 26 2008, 01:07:16 UTC

NOT LIKE THAT YOU EXTREME BLOCKHEAD!!

I MEANT SPARRING!! SPARRING TO THE EXTREME!!!

Honestly! Why else would you need tissues except to stop up a bloody nose to the limit?!?!?
Though I heard tampons work good for those to the extreme as well.....

[ooc; fyi - i'm ttly not making the tampon thing up. srs bizniss to the extreme]

moarmoemoe May 26 2008, 01:08:14 UTC

Bloody nose? Holy shit, are you a momma's boy? I'm talking about jerking off. Masturbation. Stroking the one eyed caterpillar.

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equalmarked May 26 2008, 01:02:34 UTC

You're absolutely disgusting, you realize?

moarmoemoe May 26 2008, 01:04:34 UTC

Keep it to yourself, four eyes. Get a stylin' pair of shades, like me.

equalmarked May 26 2008, 01:35:16 UTC

Like I haven't heard that before.

moarmoemoe May 26 2008, 01:37:26 UTC

Repeat that to yourself when you're sobbing in your fucking pillow.