#2 Assassin

[moarmoemoe]

So, after a wild and wacky fight with Undead Nazi's from Hell (they had some pretty modern looking weapons for Nazis) and suddenly learning that maybe 3-D is much better than 2-D (I'm looking at you, my precious hentai collection), I understood that I needed to relieve some other types of tensions.

I picked up my forlorn copy of Upskirt Attack 5:

Comments

[sole_estremo]

I don't know if I can help much with the tissues--

BUT IF YOU NEED TO GET BUSY WITH SOMEONE, I CAN HELP TO THE EXTREME!!!

[moarmoemoe]

I'm not into guys.

[sole_estremo]

NOT LIKE THAT YOU EXTREME BLOCKHEAD!!

I MEANT SPARRING!! SPARRING TO THE EXTREME!!!

Honestly! Why else would you need tissues except to stop up a bloody nose to the limit?!?!?
Though I heard tampons work good for those to the extreme as well.....

[ooc; fyi - i'm ttly not making the tampon thing up. srs bizniss to the extreme]

[moarmoemoe]

Bloody nose? Holy shit, are you a momma's boy? I'm talking about jerking off. Masturbation. Stroking the one eyed caterpillar.

1/? --- he's gonna need some time here, just hang on

[sole_estremo]

"Stroking the one eyed caterpillar"?

2/?

[sole_estremo]

............??

3/?

[sole_estremo]

Is that some sort of new boxing technique I haven't heard of to the extreme?!

4/?

[sole_estremo]

Wait, did I hear that right? I think I might've misheard to the extreme...

5/?

[sole_estremo]

?!?!?!!?!!??!?!!?

6/6 --- omfg yay!!

[sole_estremo]

WHAT KIND OF EXTREMELY PERVERTED AND TWISTED PERSON ARE YOU!?!!?

[moarmoemoe]

GODDAMN! There was no need for 6 fucking comments. Every guy whacks off. It's natural. Get past it momma's boy.

[sole_estremo]

EVEN IF THAT IS TRUE, DO YOU REALLY NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT SO OPENLY ON THE NETWORK!??

Isn't there some kind of law against this to the limit?!?!

[moarmoemoe]

Are you still suckling?