May 25, 2008 20:49
So, after a wild and wacky fight with Undead Nazi's from Hell (they had some pretty modern looking weapons for Nazis) and suddenly learning that maybe 3-D is much better than 2-D (I'm looking at you, my precious hentai collection), I understood that I needed to relieve some other types of tensions.
I picked up my forlorn copy of Upskirt Attack 5: The Cat Growls, and came to a sad realization.
I NEED MORE TISSUES!
Sparklies are there to get your attention and gross you out.
Important News Update: In my next journal post, I'll be discussing how you and I can get busy. Not that way, you perverts. Fuck.
In Other News: Fuck the police. You need a hitman, drop me a line. If you're a girl? I'm here for you to use and abuse, baby.
job want,
tissues,
porn,
pervert,
police