I got the living shit beat out of me. Isn't there something in the bible about people who don't die?
1. Thou shall not haveth the physical durability of a shonen main protaginist.
2. Thou shall not haveth the plot armor of a Gundam pilot.
Sheesh, take one step out of a game and I become as normal as everyone. Why, back in my day, I took grenades in the face and laughed it off. You new children need to stop taking everything for granted these days.